Whether you’re roaming the apocalypse in tattered flannel or just looking for killer wordplay, this collection of 200+ zombie puns is dying to make you laugh.
We’ve packed every bite (and byte) with undead humor, including graveyard giggles, horror movie howlers, spooky one-liners, and brain-themed banter. Perfect for Halloween captions, zombie party jokes, or groaning your way through a Monday.
So grab your shovel, put your pun brain in gear, and let’s dig up some laughs. These zombie puns are so good, they’ll raise the dead. 🧟♀️
Grave Beginnings
Zombies never rest—they’re just dead tired.
I’m dying to meet you. Literally.
That graveyard shift? Killed me.
Rigor mortis? More like rigor gorgeous.
Feeling grave… must be Monday.
You slay me—wait, no, please don’t.
Caution: I brake for brains.
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Just buried my feelings. Again.
I’m not lazy—I’m just decomposing.
Brainiac Banter
I eat brains… so we have something in common.
Zombies: powered by brain food.
I only date people with high IQs. Easy meals.
Brainstorming is my favorite snack.
I don’t chase you. I chase your GPA.
A brain a day keeps the doctor away. Sorta.
You’re looking brain-tastic today.
Zombies: the original deep thinkers.
My favorite show? The Walking Think.
Sorry, I spaced out—I smelled intelligence.
Undead Love Lines
You make my cold, dead heart beat again.
Love you to death… and back.
You complete me. Like, literally—I’m missing a leg.
Our love is eternal. Unlike your skin.
You’re drop-dead gorgeous!
Let’s rot together, forever.
You put the aaaahhh in romance.
I fell for you. Then I rose.
You had me at “brains.”
Our relationship has chemistry—mostly formaldehyde.
Halloween Humor
Trick or treat? I’ll take brains.
I don’t do costumes. This is my actual face.
I’m here for the boos… and body parts.
I came back from the dead—for snacks.
Zombies don’t knock. We claw.
My Halloween plans? Rise, roam, repeat.
Gourd vibes only.
I’m not scary—just misunderstood and hungry.
I love autumn. The smell of decay in the air.
Don’t ghost me. Unless it’s literal.
Zombie Movie Madness
I like my movies like my brains—fresh and a little messy.
Popcorn, puns, and post-apocalyptic plots.
My favorite rom-com? Shaun of the Dead.
I laughed so hard, my stitches popped.
Spoiler alert: The zombies never get the girl.
Slow walk, creepy groan—it’s cinema gold.
I rate that movie 4 out of 5 chewed limbs.
Who needs plot when you’ve got guts?
I cried when the zombie died. Again.
Sequel idea: Return of the Return of the Undead.
Apocalypse One-Liners
Welcome to the end of the world. We have snacks.
Survival rule #1: Run faster than your friend.
Zombies hate cardio. So do I.
My emergency plan? Pretend I’m one of them.
I’m socially dead already—perfect camouflage.
You’re either the hero… or the hors d’oeuvre.
I’ve got 99 problems, and 87 are zombies.
Keep calm and aim for the head.
I’m emotionally prepared for the apocalypse. Always have been.
Day 2345: Still no coffee. Might turn zombie myself.
Workday Zombies
I don’t need coffee—I need brains.
Monday: the real undead.
I died inside at that meeting.
My boss thinks I’m alive. Joke’s on them.
Office zombies: dress code compliant, soulless.
TPS reports = torture post-soul.
I zombify after 3 PM.
Printer’s jammed again. Might eat it.
I’m not sleeping—I’m preserving my energy.
Working 9 to 5? More like groaning 6 to 6.
School of the Undead
I aced anatomy—firsthand experience.
Homework makes me want to un-live.
Zombie student tip: Always bring a pen… and a femur.
My GPA is lower than my body temp.
Cafeteria mystery meat? Could be cousin Larry.
Group projects? More terrifying than zombies.
PE class? We walk slowly and moan.
I plagiarize the living.
I don’t skip class—I shuffle.
Homecoming… more like tomb-coming.
Groan-Ups & Growing Old
Aging gracefully? I aged gravel-y.
Midlife crisis? I’ve had an afterlife crisis.
Gray hair, no care—I’ve been gray for centuries.
You call it retirement—I call it rigor mortis.
I’m not forgetful, just posthumous-minded.
Got a bone to creak.
My back hurts… because it’s not attached.
I’m undead and over it.
Golden years? More like moldin’ years.
I outlived all my enemies. You’re next.
Zombie Fitness Fails
I skip leg day. Clearly.
My cardio is shuffling aggressively.
Deadlifts? Already done.
I don’t jog—I drag.
My personal trainer is a literal grave digger.
This six-pack is just exposed ribs.
Zumba for zombies = moan and wiggle.
Fitness tracker says I took 2 steps today.
Stretch goals? My arm just fell off.
My fitness plan? Survival.
Romantic Rotters
You’re the rot to my roll.
Love bites—literally.
I’m dead over heels for you.
Our love is brain-deep.
You had me at “ugh…”
I’d eat the world for you. Or just your neighbor.
You’re drop-dead adorable.
We’re grave-soul mates.
Every time I see you, I fall apart.
You resurrect my cold, undead heart.
Family Frights
My parents raised me wrong—literally from the dead.
Uncle Fred’s been decomposing in the den again.
Our family tree? More like a graveyard map.
Grandma’s cookies are deadly. She is too.
Family dinner: everyone chews with no jaw.
Sibling rivalry—who decays faster.
Our baby’s first words: “Braaains!”
We put the “fun” in funeral.
Zombie moms: still nagging from the tomb.
You think your in-laws are scary?
Zombie Pets & Critters
My undead dog still fetches—heads.
Zombie cats nap for eternity.
Pet snake? Nah, just my ex’s spine.
I taught my parrot to groan “braaaains!”
My hamster went zombie. Now it eats me pellets.
Zombie goldfish? Still has a 2-second memory.
That bat is my emotional support ghoul.
Adopt, don’t reanimate.
My pet skeleton is bone-afide awesome.
These paws are made for mauling.
Bone-ified Jokes
I’m humerus. Get it?
Tibia honest, I’m falling apart.
My skeleton’s in the closet… literally.
Got a pun? Bone appetite!
That’s how I roll—disjointed and clunky.
I cracked a rib laughing. Again.
Got bone to be wild.
Can’t stop the femur from dancing.
Funny bone? Mine’s fully exposed.
I’m rib-tickling undead comedy gold.
Foodie Frights
Brains over easy, please.
I’m on a no-carb, all-cranium diet.
My snack list: brains, brains, and artisanal brains.
I’m a locavore. I eat the locals.
I like my food scared and seasoned.
Cooked brains? Too fancy. I’m raw and ready.
Don’t worry—these are organic victims.
You had me at “gray matter.”
Let’s do brunch—bring your head.
This restaurant’s dead quiet. Perfect.
Graveyard Giggles
Grave humor is my jam.
Party at my crypt tonight!
Rest in pun.
My neighbors are eerily quiet.
I’m the life of the graveyard.
Tomb it may concern…
Dead people make great listeners.
Plot twist: I live here now.
Not a morning person. Or an evening one.
I’m just dying to get in.
Ghoul Goals
Ghoul-friend alert!
Ghoul boss energy only.
Squad ghouls: rise, snack, repeat.
Looking ghoul-geous today.
Don’t hate—reanimate.
My self-ghoul has never been stronger.
This ghoul’s got goals and guts.
Staying dead but thriving.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Mood: unbothered, undead, moisturized.
Social Media Zombies
#NoFilterBecauseDead
Posted from beyond the grave.
Just a girl, standing in front of a feed, asking for brains.
Influencer? More like unfluencer.
Undead and unbothered.
TikTok toe tag.
My aesthetic? Rot-core.
POV: I rise from the dead to check notifications.
“Hot ghoul summer” loading…
I liked your pic. Then your limb.
Zombie Travel & Tourism
Bucket list? Already in one.
Travel tip: always know where the fresh cemeteries are.
Airbnb? More like Scarebnb.
Road trip with the horde—vibes only.
My favorite ride is the hearse.
Horrorbnb gave me 5 stars. I gave them 5 brains.
Zombie cruises: mostly shuffleboard and snacks.
Grave sites make great campgrounds.
This vacation is to die for.
I’ve been around the block—and buried in it too.
Punpocalypse Wrap-Up
No guts, no glory. Just puns.
We came, we groaned, we giggled.
Brainstorm complete—apocalypse style.
Rot on, my friends.
Be back in five… centuries.
Zombie apocalypse? More like joke-ocalypse.
You had me at “undead humor.”
Decomposition never sounded so fun.
Don’t cry because it’s over—groan because it happened.
This was dead funny.
FAQs
Can I use these zombie puns for Instagram captions?
Yes! They’re perfect for Halloween posts, spooky selfies, or themed costumes.
Are these puns kid-friendly?
Most are playful and safe for all ages. Just avoid the extra gory ones with younger readers.
Can I tell these at a Halloween party?
Absolutely! They’re perfect for costume contests, haunted houses, and themed events.
What’s the best zombie pun for a shirt?
“Drop Dead Gorgeous” or “Powered by Brains.”
Any puns for couple costumes?
Try “Till Death Do Us Rot” or “You had me at ‘brains.’”
What if I want spooky jokes but not zombie-specific?
Check out our vampire, skeleton, and Halloween pun collections on PunsPlanet.com!
Do zombies really love brains?
In pun world? Yes. In science? Not so much.
What’s a short zombie pun for a party invite?
“Come if you dare. Stay if you’re undead.”
How do I zombify my regular jokes?
Add groans, brains, and a little rot. Works every time.
Where can I get more pun-packed content?
Head to PunsPlanet.com for endless pun collections, memes, and spooky fun!
Conclusion
Zombies may be slow, cold, and occasionally limb-challenged—but their sense of humor is to die for. Whether you’re prepping for Halloween, planning a costume party, or just love the spooky life, these puns prove that even the undead enjoy a good chuckle.
So next time you hear a shuffle in the shadows or see someone dragging their foot through a parking lot… just know: they’re probably headed to tell a pun. Or eat your brain. 🧟
