Welcome to the graveyard of giggles — where puns never rest in peace! Whether you’re a horror fan, a Halloween lover, or just into deadpan humor, these zombie jokes are here to wake your funny bone from the dead.
From brainy puns to undead wordplay, this is the ultimate joke roundup for pun-loving ghouls and giggling grave-dwellers. So grab your garlic (just in case), brace for groans, and shuffle into the world of 296+ zombie jokes across 20 frightfully funny categories.
Let’s get zom-bie-ginning! 🧟♂️💀💬
🧠 Braaains and Giggles
What’s a zombie’s favorite treat? Brain muffins.
Zombies never finish school — they keep dropping out.
I’m just here for the cere-bruh.
Zombies don’t do fast food… they can’t catch it.
I had a brain once. It was delicious.
Why did the zombie go vegan? He lost his taste for brains.
Mind if I pick your… brain?
Zombies are the real head of the party.
They love intellectual snacks.
Braaainstorming bad ideas since forever.
🦴 Bone-Afide Chuckles
Skeletons and zombies never skip leg day — it’s all bones!
That joke hit me in the funny bone.
I’ve got a bone to pick… with your punchlines.
Dead funny? You rib-bet.
Why don’t zombies fight skeletons? Too bony to bite.
That bone joke? Humerus.
Bone appetite!
Spinally a good pun.
Wishbone or wish-brain?
Rattle me this, Batman!
🧟 Moaning and Groaning
Zombies: the original grumblers.
Moan day blues — even for the undead.
Moaning is their cardio.
My zombie roommate won’t stop groaning — it’s dead annoying.
Groans are their love language.
What’s a zombie lullaby? Graaah graaahh…
Zombies groan in 7.1 surround sound.
Can’t stop, won’t groan.
Moan and behold!
Groan-tastic humor incoming.
🎯 Dead-on Delivery
That joke slayed me.
Killer timing.
Zombie comedians really kill on stage.
Death by laughter? Classic.
The punchline just dropped dead.
That joke has grave appeal.
Six feet pun-der.
Laugh till you drop… then get up and groan.
Humor to die for.
A deadly sense of humor.
💃 Zombie Style & Sass
Undead but fashionably dressed.
Who wore it worse? Everyone.
That’s so last death-cade.
Coffin couture.
Zombies never match — they mash.
Can’t brain, too glam.
Walked out of a grave like a runway.
The only mood: grave-chic.
Dressed to decompose.
Their outfit’s killing it.
💔 Ex-Ghouls & Grave Love
My ex was a zombie — completely dead inside.
Love bites. Literally.
He ghosted me… then came back for brains.
Undying love? Dangerous.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
It was grave love at first bite.
“You make my heart stop — in a good way.”
My zombie ex keeps texting… brains, not feelings.
Head over heels… literally.
They swept me off my dead feet.
🧛 Monsters & Mates
A vampire, zombie, and mummy walk into a bar…
Zombies never bite their friends — just nibble politely.
Ghoul gang goals.
Werewolves howl, zombies groan.
Mummies and zombies: long-lost cousins.
Even Frankenstein’s like, “Yo chill.”
Monsters meet, memes happen.
Zombies get ghosted often.
Trick or treat? More like “trick or eat.”
Zombies can’t keep secrets — they just moan.
📱 Undead on Social Media
#Braains trending again.
Zombie influencers be like: “Unfiltered decay.”
Their Reels? Literally lifeless.
TikTok dance? Just shuffle and groan.
Bio: “Half-dead, fully fabulous.”
Latest post: “Eaaaaat… brains.”
Insta-grave: new photo dump (pun intended).
Snap-ghoul stories.
Ghosting… literally.
Profile status: Undead and thriving.
🧼 Hygiene Horror
Zombies don’t shower. They rotate.
Minty fresh breath? Nah, cemetery breath.
Dental plan? LOL.
Zombies use dead sea salt.
Skincare? Just… don’t.
They smell like a pun-gent punchline.
Body spray: Eau de Graveyard.
Bad hair day = every day.
Hand sanitizer screams in fear.
Just a little grave dirt glow.
🪓 Job Dead-scriptions
Graveyard shift, literally.
Undead delivery guy: eats your brain AND your pizza.
Zombie barista: only serves cold brew.
Mortician intern.
Customer service? More like curse-tomer.
Brainless CEO.
Hairdresser? She just snips… heads.
Fast food? Not fast enough.
Cemetery tour guide.
Rest in Profession.
🧳 Vacation to Die For
Beach? Nah. Boneyard vibes.
Resort packages include: brains buffet.
Zombie cruise: shuffle deck only.
Can’t tan. Can groan.
Pool floats and grave floats.
Island of the undead.
Flight delayed 200 years.
Passport says “deceased.”
Vacation brain freeze.
One-star hauntel review.
🔊 Sound of the Undead
ASMR: just moaning and bone creaks.
Favorite album? “Dead Zeppelin.”
Karaoke = croak-eoke.
Zombie DJ spins bones, not beats.
Can’t sing, still screams.
Their anthem: “Brains! Brains!”
Deadbeats with dead beats.
Every band is drop dead.
Screamo, but actual screams.
Bone-thumping bass.
🧸 Kids of the Crypt
Baby zombies say “gahhh-blaaahh.”
Toddler tantrums… with teeth.
School lunches: all brains.
Playground = slayground.
They drool AND bite.
Hide-and-go-bite.
Lullabies: groan tunes.
First words? “Brraaainss.”
Daycare of the Dead.
Undead nap time = 100 years.
🧛♂️ Creepy Pick-Up Lines
“You make my heart not beat faster.”
“Mind if I pick your… brain?”
“You’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
“I’m totally into your mind.”
“My love for you is eternal… like my rot.”
“Let’s make grave mistakes together.”
“You’re the bite to my night.”
“Wanna go for a midnight moan?”
“Are you a fresh brain? Because I’m craving you.”
“Undead and down to shuffle.”
📅 Holidays with the Horde
“All I want for Christmas is… brains.”
Valentine’s Day = Heart(s)-eating.
Undead New Year’s Resolutions: stay dead.
Halloween? Just another Tuesday.
Easter Egg hunt = skull hunt.
Independence Grave.
Thanksgiving dinner: brains and stuffing.
Birthdays = re-deathdays.
Arbor Day? More like Horror Day.
April Ghouls!
🧟♂️ Undead Relationships
Ghosted again.
Toxic, but literally.
Long-distance = grave to grave.
It’s not you, it’s your decaying face.
Zombie breakups are messy — and bloody.
Communication? Just grunts.
Love languages: bites and groans.
Breakup playlist: “Zombie” by The Cranberries.”
Re-dead romance.
Decay together, stay together.
🏚️ Haunted House Humor
“Home sweet tomb.”
House-hunting in a grave market.
Real estate agent: “The roof screams, but it’s cozy.”
That place? Has great boo-nuses.
Creepy neighbors — also undead.
Ghost Wi-Fi.
Rotting curb appeal.
Basement? Dungeon.
Skeletons in every closet.
Haunted HOA nightmares.
🔮 Prophecies and Parodies
Zombie fortune: “You will crave… brains.”
Crystal ball shows a buffet.
Tarot says: The Brain card.
Horoscope? Undead Capricorn.
Zombie palm reader: “You will lose this hand.”
Destiny groans softly.
Necro-nostradamus.
Seeing into the afterlife.
Ouija says: “B…R…A…”
Spooky signs ahead.
🏆 Ghoul Games & Sports
Zombie Olympics: 0 medals, 10 moans.
They shuffle marathons.
High jump? Low crawl.
Football? Headbutts only.
Javelin = thrown bones.
Wrestling = groan-fighting.
Extreme brain-fetch.
Brainball league.
Ghoulminton.
Esports? Undead Minecraft.
FAQs
1. Can I use these jokes for Halloween parties?
Absolutely — they’ll slay.
2. What’s a good zombie pickup line?
“Mind if I pick your… brain?”
3. Any zombie jokes safe for kids?
Yes! Try: “Why did the zombie go to school? To eat the brainy kids!”
4. Best one-liner for Instagram?
“Drop dead gorgeous… literally.”
5. Can I make merch from these puns?
Yes — zombie T-shirts? No brainer.
6. Are these good for TikTok voiceovers?
Totally — moan, groan, and post away.
7. What works for couples’ captions?
“Decay together, stay together.”
8. Can I use these for zombie-themed events?
Yes! Add them to banners, menus, and invites.
9. Which jokes are great for Halloween decorations?
Try “Creepin’ it real” or “Home sweet tomb.”
10. Where can I find more themed pun content?
Lurk on over to PunsPlanet.com — we’ve got puns that never die.
Conclusion
And there you have it — 296+ zombie jokes to resurrect your sense of humor and make even the undead smile (or groan softly). Whether you’re celebrating spooky season or just love a good brainstorm of puns, these gags are dead-on hilarious.
Share the laughs, tag your favorite grave buddy, and visit PunsPlanet.com for more killer content. Until next time, keep moaning… with laughter. 🧟♂️💀😂
