It’s dangerous to laugh alone—take these jokes! Whether you’re a lifelong Hyrule hero or just discovered the land of Zelda, this pun-packed journey will have you chuckling through dungeons and double-taking at Deku jokes.
We’ve gathered 227+ hilarious Zelda jokes about Link, Zelda, Ganon, the Triforce, and more—so prepare your boomerang of humor and shield yourself from cringe (but just barely). From Ocarina one-liners to Breath of the Wild wordplay, this list is sure to hookshot its way into your heart.
Ready? It’s time to press A to laugh.
Link’d In: Heroic One-Liners
Link doesn’t do cardio—he runs on rupees and side quests.
I tried to cook like Link. Ended up with dubious meals and a fire alarm.
Link’s calendar is full. He’s booked every day by side quests.
I asked Link for help. He said, “Sorry, I don’t Ganon-tertain requests.”
Link doesn’t ghost—he just rolls away silently.
I tried wearing green like Link. Now I keep breaking pots in public.
Link’s GPS: “You have arrived at destiny.”
What’s Link’s favorite exercise? Hyrule squats.
Link’s resume? Slayer of evil. Collector of bugs. Fashion icon.
I dropped a rupee—Link appeared out of nowhere.
It’s Dangerous to Pun Alone!
It’s dangerous to pun alone—take this!
These jokes have the Triforce of Comedy.
I’m feeling Triforced to keep laughing.
I made a pun about Hyrule. It Ganon a little far.
My humor’s like a broken ocarina—out of tune but magical.
These jokes are so bad, Navi tried to fly away.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hyrule. Hyrule who? Hyrule the day you laughed at this.
I asked Zelda for a pun. She said, “Wisdom says don’t.”
I told Link a joke. He just spun attacked me.
These jokes are ocarina-ing in my head.
Navi-gating the Laughs
Hey! Listen! …to these awful jokes.
Navi joined a band—she’s the backup singer fairy.
Navi at parties: “HEY! LISTEN!” Nobody ever invites her twice.
When life gets loud, I mute my Navi-gation system.
My therapist is just Navi saying “Watch out!” on loop.
Navi walks into a room: “You’re low on hearts again?!”
Link never loses his way—he has annoying GPS.
Navi got a podcast. It’s just 8 hours of “HEY!”
“You should take a break,” said Navi—never.
Navi tried comedy once. She bombed worse than a Dodongo.
Ganondorf Giggles
Ganondorf tried yoga. He couldn’t handle downward Moblin.
Ganon’s secret hobby? Evil laugh competitions.
Why does Ganon love Wi-Fi? Because he controls Hyrule’s bandwidth.
He wanted power, wisdom, and courage—but forgot a sense of humor.
Ganon started therapy. He’s learning to share the Triforce.
Ganon’s barber says, “One trim of doom coming up!”
Ganon opened a bakery: “Dark Rye-sing.”
Why doesn’t Ganon tell jokes? He’s always the villain punchline.
Ganon’s favorite workout? Power lunges into despair.
Don’t trust a guy with a castle that screams final boss energy.
Zelda’s Royal Sass
Zelda said, “I’m not a damsel. I’m a destiny disruptor.”
She rules Hyrule and the runway.
When Zelda speaks, Ganon shuts up.
Don’t mess with Zelda—she’s the brains of the operation.
Zelda’s hobbies? Wisdom, archery, and burning egos.
She once beat Ganon with a look.
Zelda’s crown is heavy—with sarcasm.
“Rescue me?” Zelda laughed. “Try rescuing yourself, Link.”
Zelda’s favorite spell? Shade of Wisdom.
Princess? Please. She’s the Queen of Comebacks.
Breath of the Wild Jokes
BOTW Link eats 20 apples and climbs a mountain shirtless.
Cooking tip: If it sparkles, it’s probably edible.
Link: silent. Bokoblins: screaming.
Why did the chicken cross Hyrule? To escape Link’s appetite.
BOTW horses have more personality than some NPCs.
I tried to shield surf—now I need shield insurance.
Rain ruins everything. Even my puns.
Link’s glider game is sky-high.
What do you call a Korok with jokes? A pun seed.
I dropped my Joy-Con. Now I just throw bombs for fun.
Ocarina of Puns
What’s Link’s favorite band? Ocarina Grande.
I blew into my ocarina—summoned my landlord.
Those songs? Earworms with a beat.
Zelda’s ringtone? Song of Time remix.
I can’t stop whistling Epona’s Song. My cat’s terrified.
Played the Song of Storms—now it’s raining indoors.
Link tried jazz. Nailed Saria’s Sax.
Ocarina duets? More like flute fights.
Song of Healing cures bad vibes—mostly.
I blew a flat note. Ganon showed up.
Rupee Realness
Link sees grass and thinks, “Time to get rich.”
I break pots for money too—it’s called freelance.
Rupees: the only currency you slash for.
Green, blue, red—Link’s wallet is more colorful than mine.
I dropped a rupee once. A Cucco chased me for it.
Link’s side hustle? Rupee real estate in Kakariko.
Rupee goals: Break grass. Be rich. Repeat.
I gave Link a dollar. He broke it into rupees with a sword.
Rupee inflation is wild—now it takes 100 to buy a baked apple.
My savings account? One large pot behind my house.
Epona Puns & Horseplay
Epona is Link’s ride-or-die.
She’s got more horsepower than a Gerudo sand seal.
Link never texts—he just gallops over.
Epona’s whinny translates to “Let’s roll.”
My horse neigh-ver listens. She’s no Epona.
Link leaves a dungeon, Epona’s like: “Hop on, hero.”
Epona is the real MVP—Most Valuable Pony.
Horse armor? No. Horse glamor.
Epona’s hooves = instant transportation + style points.
Who needs Uber when you’ve got a sacred steed?
Majora Mayhem
That moon’s got more drama than my group chat.
Majora’s Mask: because one timeline wasn’t stressful enough.
I reset time and still forgot to do laundry.
Skull Kid really said, “Let’s vibe—destructively.”
The scariest part? That clock tower music.
My therapist says I have “Majora Monday Syndrome.”
Why fight evil once when you can do it 3 times a day?
That mask? 100% cursed, 1000% fashion-forward.
Time travel is fun until the moon frowns at you.
Link doesn’t blink. The moon doesn’t either.
Dungeon Dwellers
Every Zelda dungeon: “Welcome! You’re trapped!”
Who needs leg day when you’re climbing ladders in every dungeon?
Link’s flashlight? Just fire arrows and blind confidence.
Puzzle? More like “push block while dodging bats.”
Dungeon tip: Always suspect floor tiles.
One door closes, six mini-bosses appear.
Map? Compass? Please, I came here to vibe and panic.
Dungeon loot: 80 rupees and anxiety.
I beat the boss! …Wait, that was just the mini-boss?
Link breaks every pot. Dungeon janitor weeps silently.
Boss Battle Banter
Ganon: “You dare challenge me?” Link: spins in circles.
Every Zelda boss: Giant eyeball. Every time.
Phase one: Easy. Phase two: Panic. Phase three: Screaming.
Why do bosses wait for you to equip your item?
Bosses be like: “Solve my elaborate weakness puzzle!”
Link: tiny boy with sword. Boss: literal volcano. LET’S GO.
Zelda bosses are 90% roar, 10% weak spot.
“Defeated the boss” = now you get 2 more cutscenes.
Some bosses just need a hug—and an arrow to the eye.
Victory dance? Link just calmly holds an item above his head.
Side Quest Shenanigans
Link helped a chicken farmer for 3 hours. No regrets.
Side quest logic: Rescue the world? Later. Find a lost hat? Now.
I did 47 side quests and forgot why I was saving Hyrule.
Side quests: Because rupees don’t grow on trees—they grow in weird caves.
Link’s to-do list: 1. Save Zelda. 2. Fish for a hat.
My side quest is figuring out why I’m still playing at 2 a.m.
That NPC gave me a jar for killing a ghost. Fair trade.
Side quest rewards: 10 rupees, eternal pride.
Link doesn’t sleep—he side quests instead.
Procrastination? No. It’s quest-crastination.
Sheikah Tech Support
Sheikah Slate: Now with 50% more Zap.
I accidentally remote-bombed myself again.
Sheikah WiFi password: “ZeldaRules123”
Link’s selfies with the Sheikah camera? Iconic.
Ancient tech? More like iStone.
The Slate runs better than my laptop.
“Downloading Map…” Link, it’s been 500 years.
Every shrine: New puzzle, new emotional damage.
Sheikah update available: Please wait while enemies respawn.
I wish my iPhone could stasis my responsibilities.
Korok Komedy
Yahaha! You found a pun!
There’s a Korok hiding in this article. (Spoiler: It’s all of them.)
Korok seed? More like prank prize.
I did 900 Koroks…for a bigger wallet.
That leaf face? Pure mischief.
Koroks are forest trolls disguised as treasure givers.
Korok hide-and-seek: now available in 900 easy steps.
Why do they laugh when I find them? Are we the joke?
The real boss fight? My obsession with completion.
Korok seeds: The only collectible that mocks you.
Zelda Pickup Lines
Are you the Triforce? Because you complete me.
I must be wearing Iron Boots—because I fell hard.
You’re the Song of Time to my chaotic day.
I’d travel through time just to see you smile.
I’d cross Hyrule Field in the rain for you.
Are you Zelda? Because I’ve been Linking for you.
Let’s make it official—heart container style.
I must be low on hearts… because you take my breath away.
Can I be your Navi? I’ll never leave your side!
You’re so fine, even Ganon couldn’t resist.
Cooking with Link
Link throws 5 apples in a pot = gourmet.
I cooked a steak in the rain. Got electrocuted. 10/10.
Every meal is a surprise—even to Link.
I accidentally made Dubious Food. Again.
Link’s cookbook: “Try stuff. Hope for sparkles.”
Want bonus hearts? Add mushrooms and pray.
I tried cooking like Link. Ended up with a blackened fairy.
Best recipe? Bananas + raw meat + chaos.
I made chili. The Bokoblins loved it.
Link: Chef de Hyrule. Gordon Ramsay could never.
Lost Woods Logic
Every time I enter, I lose my sanity.
It’s like IKEA but more magical and less helpful.
Got lost, found a sword. Good trade.
The music says “peaceful,” the path says “forever maze.”
Trees whisper secrets. Mostly about your poor navigation.
Lost Woods: The only forest that gaslights you.
I followed the light. It led to a Korok.
GPS? Nope. Just vibes.
Every wrong turn adds a new existential crisis.
Eventually, I just built a new life there.
Villager Vibes
Every villager has a tragic backstory and great eyebrows.
I helped her carry water. Now I’m her grandson.
NPCs will give you a side quest just by looking disappointed.
“Welcome to our village! Here’s a three-hour fetch quest.”
That one guy just sells bugs. Respect.
I broke their pots. They still smile.
Village gossip: “Link wears skirts.” Link: “They’re tunics!”
The real hero? The shopkeeper with infinite arrows.
One village kid called me “sword guy.” Not wrong.
All villagers say the same thing. I call it folklore.
Triforce of Comedy
Power, Wisdom, Courage… and Bad Jokes.
If I had the Triforce, I’d wish for more jokes.
Zelda has Wisdom. I have puns.
Ganon’s Triforce: Power. Mine: Pun-ishment.
Courage is laughing through every pun.
Link holds the Triforce. I hold the punchline.
This joke has three parts—like destiny.
My humor’s divided, like sacred relics.
The Triforce glows… because it’s embarrassed.
These jokes? Truly Legend of Guffaws.
FAQs
Can I use these Zelda jokes on social media?
Absolutely! They’re great for captions, memes, and post-battle giggles.
What’s a good Zelda pun for my dating profile?
“I’m just a Link looking for my Zelda.”
Are these jokes kid-friendly?
Yes! These are perfect for all ages (no dark Link humor here!).
Do you have any puns from Majora’s Mask?
Yes! Scroll to section 10 for time-loop laughs.
Can I make a Zelda-themed birthday card with these?
Totally! Try “Hope your day is legendary!”
Are there any jokes about the Master Sword?
We included plenty! It’s the real punchline blade.
What’s the most popular Zelda joke?
“It’s dangerous to laugh alone—take this!”
Can I share these in my gaming group?
Yes—send them straight to your Hyrule homies.
Will you make jokes for other games too?
Sure! Just tell us the game, and we’ll pun it up.
Where can I find more pun content?
Visit PunsPlanet.com for daily pun adventures.
Conclusion
Whether you’re saving the princess, breaking pots, or just vibing in the Lost Woods, a good Zelda joke is always a critical hit. These pun-packed jests celebrate everything we love about Hyrule—adventure, charm, chickens, and chaos.
Humor is the true Triforce power—so keep it equipped, hero.
