200+ Shockingly Funny: Tesla Jokes That’ll Spark Your Sense of Humor

The Model Pun-S

1. Why did the Tesla break up with the gas car? It needed space.

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2. My Tesla ghosted me… it literally drove away.

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3. I asked my Tesla how it felt. It said it was shocked.

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4. My car’s on a diet—it runs on zero emissions.

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5. The Model S told a joke. It was electrifying.

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6. My Tesla has no tailpipe, but it still roasts other cars.

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7. What’s a Tesla’s favorite dance? The electric slide.

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8. I named my Tesla “Wattson.”

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9. My Tesla doesn’t snore—it whirs gently in its sleep.

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10. I offered my Tesla a drink. It said, “I’m already charged.”

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Elon Quips

1. Elon’s jokes are all dad jokes—he just names them “X.”

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2. I asked Elon for a joke. He sent me a rocket.

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3. Elon doesn’t do punchlines—he launches them.

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4. Why did Elon open a tunnel company? He got bored of the surface-level jokes.

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5. Elon tried stand-up… turns out he’s better at takeoff.

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6. Musk’s favorite app? PunPal.

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7. Elon made a robot that laughs. It left the room during his set.

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8. The Neuralink told me this joke before I even thought of it.

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9. Elon doesn’t run from problems—he builds a flamethrower.

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10. What’s Elon’s favorite type of comedy? Space-out satire.

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Battery Banter

1. My Tesla got moody—it needed a recharge.

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2. I told my battery a joke—it sparked up.

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3. Don’t talk to me before I’m 100%.

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4. I left my Tesla too long—it has resting volt face.

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5. I tried to flirt with my Tesla—it said I wasn’t its type.

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6. What do Tesla batteries eat? Current events.

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7. The battery joined a band—it was totally amped.

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8. You think your job drains you? Be a Tesla battery in rush hour.

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9. I tried to hug my car. It gave me static.

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10. My Tesla battery has commitment issues—it only goes 80%.

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Autopilot Antics

1. I told my Tesla to take me somewhere fun—it drove to a pun site.

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2. Autopilot skipped my mother-in-law’s house. Smart car.

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3. My Tesla tried to avoid this joke. It couldn’t.

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4. Autopilot refused to parallel park. It’s emotionally scarred.

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5. I put my car on autopilot—it took a better route and my job.

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6. My Tesla drives better than I do. It also judges my music.

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7. I asked Autopilot for relationship advice. It ghosted me.

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8. I put on cruise control—it started playing lo-fi beats.

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9. Autopilot read this joke before you did.

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10. My Tesla said, “Sit back, relax, and regret that pun.”

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Gigglefactory One-Liners

1. My Tesla doesn’t idle—it meditates.

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2. I told my car to roll out—it transformed.

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3. A Tesla in traffic is still cooler than me.

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4. I washed my car with Tesla stock—it soared.

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5. The only gas I need is for my snack run.

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6. I dream of Teslas. Literally—my brain auto-updates at night.

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7. My Tesla charges faster than I text back.

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8. I whisper sweet volts to my Model 3.

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9. Teslas don’t stall—they contemplate.

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10. I named my car “Shockwave.” We’re in a current relationship.

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Model 3 Mischief

1. My Model 3 tried to teach me jokes. It gave up.

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2. This car’s so quiet, I can hear my poor life choices.

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3. I upgraded my wheels. Now my jokes just glide.

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4. What’s a Model 3’s favorite pickup line? “Are you AC or DC?”

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5. My car gets more compliments than I do.

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6. My Tesla knows when I’m lying—it has sensors.

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7. The only thing faster than my car? Elon’s tweets.

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8. My Model 3 ran out of charge—so did my patience.

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9. My Tesla left me. I forgot to plug in emotionally.

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10. Model 3 = My Therapist On Wheels.

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Cybertruck Chuckles

1. My Cybertruck plays hide-and-seek. It always loses.

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2. It looks like it was designed in Minecraft.

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3. I parked my Cybertruck next to a mirror. The mirror cracked.

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4. It’s the only car with a polygon problem.

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5. When it rains, my Cybertruck levels up.

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6. I hit a tree. The tree apologized.

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7. I used my Cybertruck to cut cake—cleanest slice ever.

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8. I wanted bulletproof. Got fashion-proof.

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9. My car’s not aerodynamic—it’s aero-drama-tic.

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10. Elon’s favorite geometry class? Cyber-trig.

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Watt’s Up Humor

1. Watt’s a Tesla’s favorite pickup line? “You light up my dashboard.”

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2. Ohm my gosh, I love this car.

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3. Amp I funny yet?

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4. Let’s spark some conversation.

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5. I tried to resist… but Tesla has ohm field.

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6. Watt did the Tesla say to the outlet? “You complete me.”

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7. I’m feeling pretty positive. My Tesla just recharged me.

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8. Resistance is futile—buy the Tesla.

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9. I’m shocked at how many puns this car inspires.

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10. Don’t amp up the drama. Just plug in and go.

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Zero Emission, 100% Comedy

1. I love breathing in Tesla’s silence.

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2. My exhaust pipe is imaginary.

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3. Teslas don’t pollute—they just emit sass.

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4. My carbon footprint? Just Crocs.

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5. My Tesla’s cleaner than my browser history.

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6. I threw away my gas station punch card. Freedom!

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7. I told my Tesla a dirty joke. It washed itself.

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8. Driving clean, living filthy (rich in puns).

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9. I use banana peels as air fresheners. Totally green.

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10. No emissions, but plenty of laughs.

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Full Torque Funny

1. I don’t shift gears. I shift realities.

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2. My Tesla has more torque than my arguments.

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3. I like my acceleration like my humor—instant.

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4. I raced a Mustang. It’s now a pony.

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5. You can’t handle this much electric sass.

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6. I left a Ferrari in the dust. Tesla flex.

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7. They said EVs are slow. My torque laughed.

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8. I don’t brake for puns—I accelerate them.

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9. My Tesla goes 0 to dad joke in 3.1 seconds.

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10. I used Ludicrous Mode to outrun responsibilities.

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Shock Value – Tesla Puns That’ll Zap You

1. I told my Tesla a shocking joke. It short-circuited.

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2. These puns are electric—handle with rubber gloves.

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3. My Tesla’s pickup line? “I’ll spark your interest.”

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4. I got shocked… by how expensive the rims are.

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5. Static cling is my Tesla hugging me back.

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6. Why did the Tesla get grounded? It was too charged up.

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7. I plugged in my jokes. The grid rejected them.

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8. You don’t drive a Tesla—you conduct one.

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9. My sense of humor? Fully electrified.

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10. Caution: These puns are live wires.

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Over-the-Air Comedy

1. My jokes just downloaded from the cloud—sadly, it was a storm cloud.

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2. Tesla just updated my sense of humor. Still buggy.

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3. My car got wittier overnight. I didn’t.

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4. This joke is brought to you by Firmware v. LOL.

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5. Teslas get smarter—my exes don’t.

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6. My over-the-air update removed my gas bill.

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7. Tesla fixed a bug. My brain didn’t.

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8. Even my car’s puns are in beta.

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9. Siri and my Tesla fought over punchlines.

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10. OTA = Overwhelmingly Terrible Attempt (at humor).

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Ego-Boosters for Tesla Owners

1. I don’t just drive—I glide through superiority.

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2. I whisper “zero emissions” to my neighbors.

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3. I bought a Tesla. My ego now runs on solar.

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4. Yes, I post about my car more than my kids.

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5. I named my Tesla “Humblebrag.”

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6. My personality? 90% Tesla, 10% latte.

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7. My license plate says “OHM-MG.”

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8. I drive a Tesla and still park terribly. Balance.

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9. I bring reusable bags and drive electric. Planet saved.

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10. My bumper sticker: “Ask me about my torque.”

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Stock Market Shockers

1. My stock rose. So did my Tesla jokes. Coincidence?

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2. I invested in Tesla puns. High risk, low returns.

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3. I bought one share. Now I act like a board member.

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4. Tesla stock dipped. So did my mood.

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5. Wall Street calls my jokes “speculative assets.”

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6. I hodl Teslas and punchlines.

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7. I only invest in things that go vroom.

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8. The stock soared—and so did my ego.

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9. I bought Tesla low, now I’m high… on puns.

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10. Elon tweeted. My savings disappeared.

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Solar Powered Zingers

1. I charge in the sun—my Tesla and my sarcasm.

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2. The solar roof told me a joke. It was light-hearted.

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3. I’m so green, I recycle puns.

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4. My house and my humor run on daylight.

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5. I use sunshine to roast gas cars.

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6. Solar panels are hot… like my takes.

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7. Tesla gives me vitamin E… for energy.

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8. I threw shade at fossil fuels—then charged under the sun.

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9. Sun’s out, puns out.

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10. Solar power: because gas smells like regret.

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Tesla vs. Gas Cars

1. I raced a gas car. It needed a nap.

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2. My Tesla doesn’t need oil—just validation.

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3. Gas cars roar. Teslas purr.

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4. I passed a gas station. It looked sad.

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5. My friend drives a gas car. I call it “vintage.”

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6. I challenged a gas car to a dance-off. I moonwalked silently.

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7. Gas fumes? I prefer smug emissions.

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8. I beep in electric. Gas cars honk in desperation.

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9. Teslas glide. Gas cars gurgle.

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10. My car has torque. His car has complaints.

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Charged Pickup Lines

1. Are you a Tesla? Because my heart races near you.

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2. I must be charging—because I’m attracted to you.

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3. You auto-complete me.

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4. Are you on Autopilot? Because I’m falling for you automatically.

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5. I’ll be your power source, baby.

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6. You’re the spark to my circuit.

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7. Let’s make this relationship sustainable.

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8. I don’t need GPS—I’ve found my destination.

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9. I’ll never ghost you. My Tesla already did.

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10. You must be a solar panel, because you light up my life.

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Puns for Tesla Instagram Captions

1. “Zero emissions, maximum vibes.”

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2. “Watt a time to be alive.”

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3. “Autopilot, but still in control of the drip.”

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4. “Just charged and fully chillin’.”

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5. “Cruisin’ into the weekend on silent mode.”

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6. “Tesla: making gas stations jealous daily.”

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7. “Battery full, responsibilities empty.”

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8. “Rolling with style and no tailpipe.”

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9. “Sparking joy with every mile.”

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10. “When life gives you Tesla, take the scenic route.”

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Tesla Fan Club Funnies

1. My blood type is 18650.

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2. I throw “launch parties” every time Tesla updates.

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3. I named my dog Elon. He ignores me too.

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4. I don’t argue—I just reference Tesla specs.

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5. My ringtone is the Tesla turn signal.

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6. I wrote my vows in Morse code using tail lights.

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7. I asked Santa for a Tesla… and got a Hot Wheels.

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8. My tattoo? “Fully Electric.”

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9. My fan club meets at the Supercharger every Friday.

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10. I cried when the Cybertruck window cracked.

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E-ssential Jokes for EV Geeks

1. What’s an EV’s favorite band? AC/DC.

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2. Where do EVs party? The grid.

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3. I measured my joy in kilowatt-smiles.

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4. Do Teslas dream of electric sheep?

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5. My favorite current event? My car charging.

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6. I studied EV science. My thesis was “Pun Cells.”

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7. I told a joke about volts. It shocked no one.

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8. I did a burnout—of dad jokes.

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9. Every pun emits giggles, not CO₂.

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10. I run on caffeine, electrons, and Elon memes.

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