Grab your Eggo waffles and get ready to laugh — because these Stranger Things jokes are no stranger to humor! From Eleven’s powers to Demogorgon puns, this list is packed with clever wordplay, witty one-liners, and hilarious references to your favorite Netflix series.
Whether you’re a die-hard Hawkins fan, a casual binge-watcher, or just love pop-culture puns, these jokes will turn your world upside down with laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends, adding to captions, or just enjoying on your own — Stranger Things has never been funnier.
🧇 Stranger Things Jokes (One-Liners)
- I told Eleven a joke—she said it was “waffle-ly” funny.
- Hawkins needs better WiFi… too many demogorgons eating the connection.
- The Upside Down must be Australia.
- Will’s favorite subject? Disappearing acts.
- Mike’s grades went upside down this semester.
- I tried to make small talk with Vecna, but he really gets inside your head.
- Demogorgons hate puns—they just can’t handle the dad energy.
- Joyce Byers should open a lighting business—she’s great with signals.
- Steve Harrington’s hair deserves its own spin-off.
- When I say “friends don’t lie,” I really mean “they exaggerate creatively.”
🎈 Stranger Things Jokes (For Kids)
- What does Eleven eat for breakfast? Eggo waffles, of course!
- Why did Will stay home from school? He wasn’t feeling right-side-up.
- What did the Demogorgon say to the waffle? “I’m gonna flip you upside down!”
- Why does Dustin bring a compass to class? He’s always heading to the Upside Down.
- Why did Eleven bring syrup to the party? She wanted to sweeten the deal.
- How does Hopper like his coffee? Chiefly strong!
- What’s Mike’s favorite song? “Should I Stay or Should I Eggo?”
- Why can’t Vecna play hide and seek? Because he always finds you!
- What did Lucas say after finding a clue? “It’s Stranger and Stranger!”
- What’s Dustin’s favorite school subject? Science—no Stranger to that!
😏 Stranger Things Jokes (Dirty but Clean / Flirty)
- You must be from Hawkins, ‘cause you flipped my world upside down.
- Are you Eleven? Because you’ve got me feeling electric. ⚡
- Girl, are you the Upside Down? ‘Cause I’m lost in you.
- You’re more irresistible than Eggo waffles.
- My love for you is stranger than things. 😉
- You turn my normal world into the Upside Down—in a good way.
- Call me Vecna, ‘cause I can’t get you out of my head.
- You and I would make a super Strange pair.
- I’m not from Hawkins, but I’m stuck on you.
- Are you a Demogorgon? Because you’re scary hot. 🔥
🌟 Best Stranger Things Jokes (Fan Favorites)
- Why did the Demogorgon start a band? Because it had killer vocals.
- What’s Eleven’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal doors slamming.
- Why doesn’t Hopper trust elevators? He’s tired of being taken down.
- What did Max say at the arcade? “Game Over—Again!”
- You know you’re in Hawkins when even your Christmas lights start texting.
- My love life is like the Upside Down—dark and full of monsters.
- Stranger Things season 5 better bring justice for my sleep schedule.
- Eleven should open a waffle restaurant called Eggo My Ego.
- Steve’s bat is the only thing holding this show together.
- Demogorgons don’t joke—they eat the punchline.
🎃 Halloween Jokes (Bonus Fun!)
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
- How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
- What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
- What do vampires use to make smoothies? Blood blenders!
- Why do ghosts like elevators? It lifts their spirits.
- What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
- Where do monsters buy cookies? The ghost-ery store.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!
😂 Stranger Things Memes (Concept Ideas)
- “Me trying to get out of bed: The Upside Down has claimed me.”
- “When Netflix asks ‘Are you still watching?’ — Yes, I’m emotionally invested, thanks.”
- “Steve’s hair in every season: plot armor.”
- “When Eleven eats her last Eggo: dramatic gasp.”
- “Me after one episode: ‘Okay, just one more’ (6 hours later).”
- “Vecna before coffee: still deadly, just less focused.”
- “Joyce communicating with lights like it’s WhatsApp.”
- “Dustin explaining science while everyone else panics: the real hero.”
👨🍼 Dad Jokes (Classic & Groan-Worthy)
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don’t know y.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she hugged me.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down.
- I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
🤣 Funny Jokes (General One-Liners)
- Parallel lines have so much in common—it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year; now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- I tried to catch fog yesterday—mist.
- I told my phone a joke, but it didn’t have the bandwidth for humor.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- My math teacher called me average—how mean!
- I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
- When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Stranger Things Jokes One Liners 👾
Why did Eleven start a bakery? She wanted to make Eggo-cakes!
I told my mom about the Upside Down… she said, “Not again.”
Why did Dustin bring a map? Because he didn’t want to get lost in Hawkins!
How does the Demogorgon order coffee? Extra Stranger, hold the normal.
Why did Mike break up with Eleven? She was a little too intense.
Hopper’s favorite exercise? Demogorg-tons.
What’s Will’s favorite candy? Upside Down chocolate!
Why don’t Mind Flayers play cards? They always cheat with tentacles.
Steve’s hair is proof that good hair never dies.
Eleven’s favorite game? Truth or Eggo.
Stranger Things Jokes Reddit 🐾
Hawkins High motto: “Stay weird, stay safe.”
Why did the Demodogs fail math? They couldn’t multiply.
Joyce says “Lights on, heart racing” every time she calls.
Stranger Things logic: Missing for a week, comes back with a cool story.
Why did Dustin get a telescope? To watch his crush from the Upside Down.
Eleven walks into a bar… no powers, just sass.
The Mind Flayer joined Reddit… now it lurks everywhere.
Hopper’s coffee is just strong enough to survive the Upside Down.
Why did the bike fall over? It was possessed by Demogorgons.
Steve’s baseball bat: the ultimate monster-slayer tool.
Stranger Things Jokes For Kids 🧒
Why did Eleven like waffles? Because they’re Eggo-tastic!
What’s a Demodog’s favorite toy? A chew-sicle!
Why don’t monsters eat math books? Too many problems!
How do Hawkins kids celebrate Halloween? With monster masks and Eggo stacks!
Why did Dustin bring a flashlight? To find his friends in the dark!
What’s Eleven’s favorite sport? Egg-o-ball!
How do you talk to a Demogorgon? With a squeaky voice!
Why did Mike ride his bike fast? To escape school homework!
What do you call a party in the Upside Down? A flip-fest!
How do you make friends with a monster? Share waffles!
Best Stranger Things Jokes 🌟
Why is Hawkins so spooky? It’s literally upside down!
Who’s the scariest in Stranger Things? Your Wi-Fi when it disconnects mid-show.
Why did Hopper become a dad? To fight monsters and paperwork simultaneously.
Eleven’s favorite math subject? Demogorgonometry.
Dustin’s hairstyle is proof that science experiments are fun.
What do the kids eat for breakfast? Eggo-tastic waffles.
Why was the Mind Flayer bad at poker? Too many tells… literally.
Steve’s motto: Good hair, good bat, good luck.
Why did the lights flicker? The Upside Down is jealous.
Hawkins’ unofficial motto: “Expect the unexpected… and the upside down.”
Stranger Things Dad Jokes 🤓
I told Eleven a joke… she said, “That’s Eggo-rable.”
Why did the Demogorgon fail school? He couldn’t count past two heads.
Hopper tried gardening… he got trapped in the Upside Soil.
Dustin said, “I’m not lost, I’m exploring!” Dad replied: Welcome to Hawkins logic.
Why do kids in Hawkins always carry snacks? Because you never know when Eggo-time hits.
Mike said, “Let’s ride!” Dad said, Hope you don’t ride into another dimension.
Steve’s bat is just dad-approved weaponry.
How does Will play hide and seek? Upside Down style.
Joyce said, “Don’t worry, kids!” Dad said, Famous last words in Hawkins.
What’s the best way to babysit in Hawkins? Never leave the lights off.
Stranger Things Memes 😂
“When your crush shows up… but it’s the Upside Down version.”
“That feeling when your Wi-Fi goes upside down like Hawkins.”
“Steve’s hair be like: ‘Even monsters admire me.’”
“Eleven enters the room: instant mood reset.”
“Dustin’s smile vs. the Mind Flayer: no contest.”
“When you watch season 5 and realize the timeline is upside down.”
“Hopper’s coffee > Demogorgon terror.”
“That awkward moment when your friend is possessed by Demodogs.”
“Eggo waffles > Monday mornings.”
“When Netflix asks: Are you still watching? Hawkins says: Always.”
Funny Jokes 😆
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Stranger Things Quotes 📝
“Friends don’t lie.” – Eleven
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” – Hopper
“Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.” – Mike
“She’s our friend and she’s crazy!” – Dustin
“If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together.” – Nancy
“I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel.” – Dustin
“You make me crazy, but I like it.” – Max
“We never would’ve upset the Mind Flayer if we stayed home.” – Will
“The world is full of monsters, but I have you.” – Eleven
“Hawkins will never be the same, and neither will we.” – Joyce
Eleven Out of Ten Laughs
Why did Eleven get kicked out of math class? She kept yelling her own name.
I gave Eleven a gift card—she flipped.
What’s Eleven’s favorite meal? Eggo my emotions.
She’s not dramatic, she’s just psychically expressive.
Eleven walked into the store and said, “Give me waffles or give me death.”
“Are you a Demogorgon? Because my nose is bleeding.”
Why doesn’t Eleven play poker? She knows what you’re holding.
My love for her? Eleven out of ten.
What’s her least favorite number? Twelve.
Eleven’s mixtape? All Kate Bush and slightly menacing static.
Hawkins Hilarity
Hawkins: where your best friends might be supernatural bait.
I tried living in Hawkins. Too many upside downs, not enough right sides.
What’s Hawkins’ official sport? Running from creatures.
Hawkins High motto: Keep calm and fight the Mind Flayer.
“Visit Hawkins,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
When it rains in Hawkins, it rains plot twists.
I got detention for telekinetically flipping a vending machine.
“You from Hawkins? ‘Cause you flipped my world upside down.”
Every week in Hawkins is Monster Monday.
Welcome to Hawkins—population decreasing.
Hopper Dad Joke Mode Activated
Why did Hopper bring an umbrella? Because it’s raining Demogorgons.
Hopper doesn’t jog. He stomps emotionally.
Hopper’s idea of parenting? Yell first, protect forever.
“My shirt’s not tight, it’s stress-fit.”
Hopper’s favorite genre? Disco-infused trauma.
“Don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve had my 4th donut and a hostage negotiation.”
Hopper’s therapy? Punch first, hug later.
“He’s not mad—he’s just dad-disappointed.”
I asked Hopper for directions—he just lit a cigarette and walked away.
Why did Hopper ground Eleven? She lifted the fridge again.
Mind Flayer Moments
The Mind Flayer walked into a bar—everyone else walked out.
“I’m not creepy, I’m telepathically misunderstood.”
Why didn’t the Mind Flayer go to prom? It had control issues.
Therapy for the Mind Flayer: “So tell me about your host bodies…”
What’s a Mind Flayer’s favorite snack? Soul food.
It joined a book club—only reads minds.
“Mind if I flay you?”—worst pickup line ever.
The Mind Flayer once cried. The sky turned red.
Its relationship status? It’s complicated. (Multiple hosts.)
“I’ve got mind control… but zero emotional regulation.”
Demogorgon Giggles
What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite drink? Upside Down smoothies.
Why don’t Demogorgons wear shoes? Open-mouth policy.
That face is giving flower… with trauma.
Demogorgon’s dating profile: “Likes: long walks in the void, hunting teens.”
“Sorry, I ate your cat. Again.”
He doesn’t bite… unless you exist.
Demogorgon band name? The Screaming Petals.
Halloween costume or actual threat?
“I’m not a monster. I’m just… selectively social.”
It’s not ugly, it’s dimensionally challenged.
Lights, Laughter, Action
Joyce Byers: Inventor of the OG talking lights.
“You up?” — Joyce’s Christmas lights.
Her Wi-Fi password? AlphabetWall123.
Joyce’s parenting book: Scream, then believe.
Why don’t her lights blink anymore? Will learned texting.
Her electric bill? Upside Down high.
“My son’s in another dimension—brb.”
Amazon: “Delivered.” Joyce: “Is it Will?”
She doesn’t decorate. She communicates.
Joyce’s love language? Flashing lightbulbs.
Pedal to the Punchline
Mike’s legs have more miles than an Uber driver.
“Ding ding, it’s trauma time!”
Who needs cars when you’ve got BMX therapy.
Stranger Things: Biking & Crying Edition.
“Let’s ride into town and fight eldritch horror, guys!”
Those bikes are MVPs. No gears, just grit.
Helmet? Never heard of her.
“Bike gang, but make it paranormal.”
All that pedaling and they still couldn’t escape season 4 sadness.
Ride or die—mostly die.
Steve the Hair-icon
Steve’s hair has its own area code.
“I’m not a babysitter—I’m a teenage war dad.”
Hairstyle: Bat-wielding chic.
Steve’s the only character who increased in hotness and empathy.
His weapon of choice? Good hair and a nailed bat.
I trust Steve with my kids… and my conditioner.
“Demobats got nothing on my volume.”
How does he stay so fly? Hairspray and trauma.
“My job here is done.” — Steve, after every group hug.
Steve’s biggest fear? Humidity.
Eddie Munson & the Hellfire Howls
“I don’t slay dragons, I slay demons with style.”
Eddie’s hair has more character development than most shows.
“Dungeons & Demogorgons? I was born for this.”
Eddie didn’t run from the fight—he soloed with a smile.
That Metallica moment? Legendary-level loot.
“My alignment? Chaotic headbang.”
Dice rolled: Natural 20 on charisma and trauma.
Eddie’s guitar solo shredded dimensions.
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear metal rings and eyeliner.”
RIP Eddie: Gone, but forever playing in the Great Upside Down Garage.
Vecna Vibes (Cursed & Comedic)
Vecna’s therapist quit—too much baggage per tentacle.
“Let’s unpack your trauma… or just levitate and snap.”
He doesn’t knock, he just invades your soul.
Favorite album? Now That’s What I Call Existential Dread Vol. 1.
Vecna’s skincare routine: Just rot and vibes.
“Wanna see your worst memory? Cool, let’s play.”
He tried Tinder—kept ghosting himself.
Got stood up once—froze time about it.
Vecna’s love language? Haunting your flashbacks.
Don’t play hide-and-seek—he always finds you… internally.
Dustin Dial-Up Comedy
“This is my brilliance frequency—please dial appropriately.”
Dustin’s brain is 50% logic, 50% chaotic radio energy.
“I made a radio tower in my backyard… NBD.”
Walkie-talkies don’t die… they just scream static.
Why doesn’t Dustin get lost? Plot armor and GPS brain.
He invented long-distance friendship.
“I don’t need superpowers—I have teeth and tech.”
His insults are 98% science and 2% sass.
“Don’t argue with me—I invented sarcasm in stereo.”
His ringtone? Just Dustin laughing dramatically.
Max: Queen of Skate and Sass
“You can’t outrun your problems—but I can roller-skate past mine.”
Max: proof that headphones save lives and break hearts.
Kate Bush didn’t save her—Max saved Max.
Her middle name? Mood.
“Redhead rage meets paranormal survival.”
Max’s top skill: Ignoring monsters and bad vibes.
She doesn’t need powers—she is the moment.
“Skate fast, cry later.”
Her emotional range? More than Vecna can handle.
Max: the only teen to survive the Upside Down with playlist therapy.
Axes & Allies: Robin’s Sarcastic Slay
Robin speaks fluent snark, sarcasm, and survival.
She’s the human version of a sharp jazz solo.
“This? Just nervous bisexual energy at max volume.”
Robin + Steve = Platonically iconic.
Her humor could slice Vecna in half.
“I’m gay, Steve.” — the most wholesome plot twist ever.
Robin’s chaos is organized by caffeine.
“Is this the apocalypse? Cool, let me overthink out loud.”
She solved codes faster than Google Translate in 2030.
Robin in a crisis: “Okay, great, panic time now!”
Scoops Troop: Sundaes & Sass
“One scoop of sass, two scoops of sassier.”
Scoops Ahoy: where trauma meets cherry toppings.
Their uniform? Dignity on vacation.
“How can I help you survive the apocalypse today?”
Steve and Robin working retail? Demogorgons stood no chance.
Ice cream cures existential dread and heat stroke.
That sailor hat held more character growth than expected.
Code Red? More like Code Rocky Road.
Customers complained… they got sarcasm in return.
“We scoop. We snark. We slay.”
Friends Don’t Lie (But They Pun)
“Friends don’t lie… unless it’s about the last Eggo.”
“You OK?” “Yeah, just got briefly possessed.”
“I’d fight Vecna for you—just say when.”
“Blood oath? Chill. Just bestie things.”
Stranger Things teaches us: Trauma bonds hit different.
Friendship in Hawkins means monster-slaying sleepovers.
“You lie better than Mike.”
If your friend doesn’t flip a van for you… ditch ‘em.
Shared trauma = group chat for life.
“Our friendship is powered by walkies, waffles, and weeping.”
Upside Down Fashion Week
Eleven’s wardrobe: chaos core meets mall punk.
“My vibe? Lost child from another dimension.”
Dustin’s hats are a character arc.
Robin rocks the Thrift Store Heroine aesthetic.
Hawkins High? Hotbed for tragic 80s fits.
Steve’s hair is a standalone outfit.
Hopper in floral? Shirt game unmatched.
Max’s skate chic? She invented it.
Vecna’s look? “Rotting but make it runway.”
Demogorgons don’t wear pants… and it shows.
Mind-Blown Meta Moments
Stranger Things is 80s nostalgia… with blood and bike lights.
DnD fans rose from the ashes like Eddie’s power chord.
“Plot armor? Never heard of her.”
“Why cry in real life when I can cry in Hawkins?”
The show: “It’s not horror.” Us: Curls into fetal position.
Stranger Things lore is deeper than the Upside Down itself.
Every season finale: emotional KO.
Your fave lives? Plot twist. Your fave dies? Also plot twist.
Stranger Things fans: crying, vibing, theorizing.
At this point, the fan theories are canon.
🧠 Frequently Asked Questions
Q1. Are these Stranger Things jokes kid-friendly?
Yep! No nosebleeds or demogore here — just puns, inside jokes, and a little psychic sass. Suitable for nerds of all ages.
Q2. What’s the best way to use these jokes?
Drop them into group chats, D&D campaigns, meme captions, or anytime someone says “I’m bored” — channel your inner Dustin.
Q3. Can I share these on social media?
Please do! Just don’t forget to tag us or credit PunsPlanet.com so we can vibe in the comments like Steve and Robin.
Q4. Which character has the most pun potential?
Tough call, but Eddie, Dustin, and Robin are pun goldmines. Add Vecna if you like your jokes cursed and creepy.
Q5. Do you have Stranger Things pickup lines too?
We can make them! Something like: “Are you from the Upside Down? Because my heart turns inside out when I see you.”
Q6. Where’s the love for Demodogs and Dart?
Oh it’s there — in our joke vault. Think: “That’s not my stomach growling… it’s Dart asking for snacks.”
Q7. Can I turn these jokes into birthday cards or merch?
100%! Just shoot us a message if you want help with designs or need pun approval from the Upside Down Council.
Q8. How often do you update joke collections?
Every few weeks — or whenever Vecna lets us go. Stay tuned for seasonal jokes, crossover chaos, and more.
Q9. What if I have a Stranger Things joke idea?
We absolutely want it! DM us or drop it in the comments. If it slaps, we’ll add it to the master list and give you credit.
Q10. Why does everything in Hawkins hurt… but also feel like home?
Because trauma and nostalgia are a package deal, friend. And that’s what makes the puns hit harder. 💔😂
Conclusion
You’ve made it out of the Upside Down with 235+ Stranger Things jokes, giggles, groans, and geeky glee! Whether you’re riding bikes through town, crushing Eggo waffles, or just pretending not to be emotionally wrecked by Season 4, we hope this joke collection lit up your day like Joyce’s wall lights. 💡💔
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