Grab your Eggo waffles and get ready to laugh — because these Stranger Things jokes are no stranger to humor! From Eleven’s powers to Demogorgon puns, this list is packed with clever wordplay, witty one-liners, and hilarious references to your favorite Netflix series.
Whether you’re a die-hard Hawkins fan, a casual binge-watcher, or just love pop-culture puns, these jokes will turn your world upside down with laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends, adding to captions, or just enjoying on your own — Stranger Things has never been funnier.
Eleven Out of Ten Laughs
Why did Eleven get kicked out of math class? She kept yelling her own name.
I gave Eleven a gift card—she flipped.
What’s Eleven’s favorite meal? Eggo my emotions.
She’s not dramatic, she’s just psychically expressive.
Eleven walked into the store and said, “Give me waffles or give me death.”
“Are you a Demogorgon? Because my nose is bleeding.”
Why doesn’t Eleven play poker? She knows what you’re holding.
My love for her? Eleven out of ten.
What’s her least favorite number? Twelve.
Eleven’s mixtape? All Kate Bush and slightly menacing static.
Hawkins Hilarity
Hawkins: where your best friends might be supernatural bait.
I tried living in Hawkins. Too many upside downs, not enough right sides.
What’s Hawkins’ official sport? Running from creatures.
Hawkins High motto: Keep calm and fight the Mind Flayer.
“Visit Hawkins,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
When it rains in Hawkins, it rains plot twists.
I got detention for telekinetically flipping a vending machine.
“You from Hawkins? ‘Cause you flipped my world upside down.”
Every week in Hawkins is Monster Monday.
Welcome to Hawkins—population decreasing.
Hopper Dad Joke Mode Activated
Why did Hopper bring an umbrella? Because it’s raining Demogorgons.
Hopper doesn’t jog. He stomps emotionally.
Hopper’s idea of parenting? Yell first, protect forever.
“My shirt’s not tight, it’s stress-fit.”
Hopper’s favorite genre? Disco-infused trauma.
“Don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve had my 4th donut and a hostage negotiation.”
Hopper’s therapy? Punch first, hug later.
“He’s not mad—he’s just dad-disappointed.”
I asked Hopper for directions—he just lit a cigarette and walked away.
Why did Hopper ground Eleven? She lifted the fridge again.
Mind Flayer Moments
The Mind Flayer walked into a bar—everyone else walked out.
“I’m not creepy, I’m telepathically misunderstood.”
Why didn’t the Mind Flayer go to prom? It had control issues.
Therapy for the Mind Flayer: “So tell me about your host bodies…”
What’s a Mind Flayer’s favorite snack? Soul food.
It joined a book club—only reads minds.
“Mind if I flay you?”—worst pickup line ever.
The Mind Flayer once cried. The sky turned red.
Its relationship status? It’s complicated. (Multiple hosts.)
“I’ve got mind control… but zero emotional regulation.”
Demogorgon Giggles
What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite drink? Upside Down smoothies.
Why don’t Demogorgons wear shoes? Open-mouth policy.
That face is giving flower… with trauma.
Demogorgon’s dating profile: “Likes: long walks in the void, hunting teens.”
“Sorry, I ate your cat. Again.”
He doesn’t bite… unless you exist.
Demogorgon band name? The Screaming Petals.
Halloween costume or actual threat?
“I’m not a monster. I’m just… selectively social.”
It’s not ugly, it’s dimensionally challenged.
Lights, Laughter, Action
Joyce Byers: Inventor of the OG talking lights.
“You up?” — Joyce’s Christmas lights.
Her Wi-Fi password? AlphabetWall123.
Joyce’s parenting book: Scream, then believe.
Why don’t her lights blink anymore? Will learned texting.
Her electric bill? Upside Down high.
“My son’s in another dimension—brb.”
Amazon: “Delivered.” Joyce: “Is it Will?”
She doesn’t decorate. She communicates.
Joyce’s love language? Flashing lightbulbs.
Pedal to the Punchline
Mike’s legs have more miles than an Uber driver.
“Ding ding, it’s trauma time!”
Who needs cars when you’ve got BMX therapy.
Stranger Things: Biking & Crying Edition.
“Let’s ride into town and fight eldritch horror, guys!”
Those bikes are MVPs. No gears, just grit.
Helmet? Never heard of her.
“Bike gang, but make it paranormal.”
All that pedaling and they still couldn’t escape season 4 sadness.
Ride or die—mostly die.
Steve the Hair-icon
Steve’s hair has its own area code.
“I’m not a babysitter—I’m a teenage war dad.”
Hairstyle: Bat-wielding chic.
Steve’s the only character who increased in hotness and empathy.
His weapon of choice? Good hair and a nailed bat.
I trust Steve with my kids… and my conditioner.
“Demobats got nothing on my volume.”
How does he stay so fly? Hairspray and trauma.
“My job here is done.” — Steve, after every group hug.
Steve’s biggest fear? Humidity.
Eddie Munson & the Hellfire Howls
“I don’t slay dragons, I slay demons with style.”
Eddie’s hair has more character development than most shows.
“Dungeons & Demogorgons? I was born for this.”
Eddie didn’t run from the fight—he soloed with a smile.
That Metallica moment? Legendary-level loot.
“My alignment? Chaotic headbang.”
Dice rolled: Natural 20 on charisma and trauma.
Eddie’s guitar solo shredded dimensions.
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear metal rings and eyeliner.”
RIP Eddie: Gone, but forever playing in the Great Upside Down Garage.
Vecna Vibes (Cursed & Comedic)
Vecna’s therapist quit—too much baggage per tentacle.
“Let’s unpack your trauma… or just levitate and snap.”
He doesn’t knock, he just invades your soul.
Favorite album? Now That’s What I Call Existential Dread Vol. 1.
Vecna’s skincare routine: Just rot and vibes.
“Wanna see your worst memory? Cool, let’s play.”
He tried Tinder—kept ghosting himself.
Got stood up once—froze time about it.
Vecna’s love language? Haunting your flashbacks.
Don’t play hide-and-seek—he always finds you… internally.
Dustin Dial-Up Comedy
“This is my brilliance frequency—please dial appropriately.”
Dustin’s brain is 50% logic, 50% chaotic radio energy.
“I made a radio tower in my backyard… NBD.”
Walkie-talkies don’t die… they just scream static.
Why doesn’t Dustin get lost? Plot armor and GPS brain.
He invented long-distance friendship.
“I don’t need superpowers—I have teeth and tech.”
His insults are 98% science and 2% sass.
“Don’t argue with me—I invented sarcasm in stereo.”
His ringtone? Just Dustin laughing dramatically.
Max: Queen of Skate and Sass
“You can’t outrun your problems—but I can roller-skate past mine.”
Max: proof that headphones save lives and break hearts.
Kate Bush didn’t save her—Max saved Max.
Her middle name? Mood.
“Redhead rage meets paranormal survival.”
Max’s top skill: Ignoring monsters and bad vibes.
She doesn’t need powers—she is the moment.
“Skate fast, cry later.”
Her emotional range? More than Vecna can handle.
Max: the only teen to survive the Upside Down with playlist therapy.
Axes & Allies: Robin’s Sarcastic Slay
Robin speaks fluent snark, sarcasm, and survival.
She’s the human version of a sharp jazz solo.
“This? Just nervous bisexual energy at max volume.”
Robin + Steve = Platonically iconic.
Her humor could slice Vecna in half.
“I’m gay, Steve.” — the most wholesome plot twist ever.
Robin’s chaos is organized by caffeine.
“Is this the apocalypse? Cool, let me overthink out loud.”
She solved codes faster than Google Translate in 2030.
Robin in a crisis: “Okay, great, panic time now!”
Scoops Troop: Sundaes & Sass
“One scoop of sass, two scoops of sassier.”
Scoops Ahoy: where trauma meets cherry toppings.
Their uniform? Dignity on vacation.
“How can I help you survive the apocalypse today?”
Steve and Robin working retail? Demogorgons stood no chance.
Ice cream cures existential dread and heat stroke.
That sailor hat held more character growth than expected.
Code Red? More like Code Rocky Road.
Customers complained… they got sarcasm in return.
“We scoop. We snark. We slay.”
Friends Don’t Lie (But They Pun)
“Friends don’t lie… unless it’s about the last Eggo.”
“You OK?” “Yeah, just got briefly possessed.”
“I’d fight Vecna for you—just say when.”
“Blood oath? Chill. Just bestie things.”
Stranger Things teaches us: Trauma bonds hit different.
Friendship in Hawkins means monster-slaying sleepovers.
“You lie better than Mike.”
If your friend doesn’t flip a van for you… ditch ‘em.
Shared trauma = group chat for life.
“Our friendship is powered by walkies, waffles, and weeping.”
Upside Down Fashion Week
Eleven’s wardrobe: chaos core meets mall punk.
“My vibe? Lost child from another dimension.”
Dustin’s hats are a character arc.
Robin rocks the Thrift Store Heroine aesthetic.
Hawkins High? Hotbed for tragic 80s fits.
Steve’s hair is a standalone outfit.
Hopper in floral? Shirt game unmatched.
Max’s skate chic? She invented it.
Vecna’s look? “Rotting but make it runway.”
Demogorgons don’t wear pants… and it shows.
Mind-Blown Meta Moments
Stranger Things is 80s nostalgia… with blood and bike lights.
DnD fans rose from the ashes like Eddie’s power chord.
“Plot armor? Never heard of her.”
“Why cry in real life when I can cry in Hawkins?”
The show: “It’s not horror.” Us: Curls into fetal position.
Stranger Things lore is deeper than the Upside Down itself.
Every season finale: emotional KO.
Your fave lives? Plot twist. Your fave dies? Also plot twist.
Stranger Things fans: crying, vibing, theorizing.
At this point, the fan theories are canon.
🧠 Frequently Asked Questions
Q1. Are these Stranger Things jokes kid-friendly?
Yep! No nosebleeds or demogore here — just puns, inside jokes, and a little psychic sass. Suitable for nerds of all ages.
Q2. What’s the best way to use these jokes?
Drop them into group chats, D&D campaigns, meme captions, or anytime someone says “I’m bored” — channel your inner Dustin.
Q3. Can I share these on social media?
Please do! Just don’t forget to tag us or credit PunsPlanet.com so we can vibe in the comments like Steve and Robin.
Q4. Which character has the most pun potential?
Tough call, but Eddie, Dustin, and Robin are pun goldmines. Add Vecna if you like your jokes cursed and creepy.
Q5. Do you have Stranger Things pickup lines too?
We can make them! Something like: “Are you from the Upside Down? Because my heart turns inside out when I see you.”
Q6. Where’s the love for Demodogs and Dart?
Oh it’s there — in our joke vault. Think: “That’s not my stomach growling… it’s Dart asking for snacks.”
Q7. Can I turn these jokes into birthday cards or merch?
100%! Just shoot us a message if you want help with designs or need pun approval from the Upside Down Council.
Q8. How often do you update joke collections?
Every few weeks — or whenever Vecna lets us go. Stay tuned for seasonal jokes, crossover chaos, and more.
Q9. What if I have a Stranger Things joke idea?
We absolutely want it! DM us or drop it in the comments. If it slaps, we’ll add it to the master list and give you credit.
Q10. Why does everything in Hawkins hurt… but also feel like home?
Because trauma and nostalgia are a package deal, friend. And that’s what makes the puns hit harder. 💔😂
Conclusion
You’ve made it out of the Upside Down with 209+ Stranger Things jokes, giggles, groans, and geeky glee! Whether you’re riding bikes through town, crushing Eggo waffles, or just pretending not to be emotionally wrecked by Season 4, we hope this joke collection lit up your day like Joyce’s wall lights. 💡💔
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