210+ New and Funny Patriotic Jokes to Spark Your Star-Spangled Giggles

Star-Spangled Banners & One-Liners

• America runs on Dunkin’, but I run on freedom and dad jokes.

• Uncle Sam wants YOU… to laugh at this.

• Land of the free, home of the pun.

• I’m not yelling—I’m just speaking in Ameri-CAN.

• Red, white, and woo-hoo!

• Liberty and giggles for all.

• United we stand, divided we pun.

• Can’t hear the haters over this bald eagle screech.

• Fireworks: America’s way of saying, “Hold my beer.”

• Sweet land of sassy.

Grill the Tea: BBQ Banter Edition

• I relish the fact we’re all here.

• Hot dogs? More like hot daaaang.

• Lettuce be grateful for burgers and freedom.

• You’re the ketchup to my American fries.

• Talk BBQ to me, baby.

• Don’t go bacon my heart this 4th.

• This grill is lit—literally.

• Meat me at the picnic table.

• Puns and buns: American classics.

• Feeling grate, thanks for asking.

Eagle-Eyed LOLs

• I’m talon you, these puns are clutch.

• Screeching into freedom like a bald eagle.

• Just winging it this Independence Day.

• Feather you believe it or not, I’m soaring!

• Eagle has landed—and it brought jokes.

• So fly, it’s illegal in 6 states.

• Freedom never felt so feathery.

• Can’t beak this patriotic energy.

• I’m eagle to party.

• Talon-ted and free.

Dad Jokes Reporting for Duty

• Why did George cross the Delaware? For the punchline, obviously.

• Paul Revere was the OG group chat.

• Thomas Jeffe-son of a pun!

• Independence is the best declaration.

• Got 1776 problems but these puns ain’t one.

• My patriotism is in-tents (like Valley Forge).

• Honest Abe? More like Honestly Funny Abe.

• John Hancock signed for these jokes.

• My humor? Founding Father-approved.

• U-Slay all day.

Cap-tivating Jokes & Hat Humor

• Uncle Sam called—he wants his drip back.

• Hat’s off to America!

• This cap is stars-and-stripes-certified.

• Freedom fits just right.

• Wearing red, white, and rad.

• Put a lid on it? Nah, cap it with pride.

• Snapback to the revolution.

• Brim full of pride.

• Headed to a BBQ and beyond.

• No cap, just country.

City of Lights, Camera, Action!

• Washington D.C.? More like Washington D.C.eeez jokes.

• Liberty Bell cracked up at these.

• NYC: Nothing’s pun-ier.

• Boston Tea Party? More like Boston Tea-Hee Party.

• Philly cheesesteaks & freedom? Say less.

• Hollywood loves a star-spangled script.

• Vegas bets on bald eagle comedy.

• San Fran-sisco what I did there?

• Alamo? More like A-laugh-a-mo.

• Give me liberty or give me punchlines.

Fast Food Nation Funnies

• Fries before guys, even on the 4th.

• McLiberty with extra cheese.

• In-N-Out of jokes like a drive-thru.

• Whopper of a punchline incoming.

• I’m Lovin’ USA humor.

• Don’t milkshake my freedom.

• Taco ’bout patriotic cravings.

• This joke’s got extra ketchup.

• Supersize my laughter, please.

• The founding fries would be proud.

Sparkler Shenanigans

• Lit like a sparkler on July 4th.

• Light up the night—and the jokes.

• This party is spark-tacular.

• Burning bright with freedom puns.

• Glowing and giggling.

• No smoke, just jokes.

• Pop, fizz, pun.

• Sparking joy like Marie Kondo.

• Twinkle twinkle little star…spangled.

• Who needs fireworks when you’ve got punchlines?

Explosive One-Liners

• Boom! Roasted (like marshmallows).

• These jokes detonate laughter.

• TNT: Totally Necessary Teasing.

• Firecrackin’ good time.

• Don’t be a dud—ignite the LOLs.

• Dynamite delivery.

• Laughs blowing up your timeline.

• Countdown to comedy in 3…2…1…

• Call me Uncle Slam.

• The boom box of jokes is here.

Red, White & Touchdown!

• Hut hut…hilarious!

• Stars, stripes, and scoring rights.

• MVP = Most Valuable Puns.

• Quarterback your way to laughter.

• Home of the brave plays.

• Red zone, white zone, laugh zone.

• End zone meets pun zone.

• Touchdown, then punchline.

• Fumbled into freedom.

• Fourth and pun.

Founding Father Funnies

• Franklin-ly, I’m hilarious.

• I invent puns like Ben Franklin invented vibes.

• Washington had wooden teeth, but solid humor.

• John Adams walked so I could pun.

• Jefferson wrote jokes in cursive.

• Hamilton: The musical and the meme.

• Their signatures were legendary. So are these jokes.

• Boston had a party, and I brought the laughs.

• Let’s revolt—with humor!

• Revolutionize your funny bone.

Revolutionary Roasts

• The Brits left after hearing these.

• I tea-nk these jokes are perfect.

• Give me chuckles or give me death.

• Shot heard ‘round the puniverse.

• Paul Revere was a stand-up guy.

• Crossed the Delaware just to drop a pun.

• Fighting tyranny with punchlines.

• Muskets and mic drops.

• Redcoat roast incoming.

• Jokes that spark revolutions.

As American As… Pie Puns

• I’m just here for the pun-kin pie.

• You’re the apple pie of my eye.

• Pie-oneering freedom and laughs.

• Life, liberty, and the pursuit of pastries.

• Crust me, these jokes are golden.

• Slice slice baby.

• Filling the void with freedom and sugar.

• Fork yeah, America!

• Dessert the British, stay for the pie.

• Red, white, and blueberry humor.

Saluting Service with Smiles

• Troop there it is!

• Armed with punchlines.

• Attention! These jokes are funny.

• Marching to the beat of a dad joke.

• Veteran puns? Salute-worthy.

• Semper pun!

• Hero humor at ease.

• Thank you for your ser-LOL-vice.

• Rank these puns General to Private.

• Parade your pride.

Statue of Liberty Laughs

• She lights the way—and the laughs.

• That torch? Symbol of pun.

• Statuette goals.

• Liberty never looked so lit.

• Lady Liberty swipes right on freedom.

• Standing tall for tall tales.

• Puns engraved in bronze.

• Holding jokes high and proud.

• No crown, no problem.

• NYC’s true comedian.

American Art of Puns

• Starry stripes forever.

• Abstract freedom: open to punterpretation.

• Andy War-haha-l.

• Modern art? More like modern snart.

• I drew the line at too many colors—just kidding.

• Doodle-e-doo for the red, white & blue.

• Pop culture meets pop-patriotic.

• Get your pun-cil out.

• Liberty in every brushstroke.

• Coloring outside the pun-lines.

Marching Band Madness

• Drumroll, please… for these jokes!

• Band geeks for America.

• Brass me up some laughs.

• Percussive puns, anyone?

• Reed-ing into these jokes.

• Tuba or not tuba.

• Marching into your DMs like…

• These jokes have major scales.

• Trumpet the giggles.

• This snare is too tight to handle.

Patriotic Pop Culture Parodies

• Stars and Stripes: Endgame.

• Stranger Puns.

• AmeriCAN Idol.

• Land of the LOLs.

• Captain Pun-merica.

• Red, White & Netflix.

• Fast & Free-ious.

• Game of States.

• The Office of Independence.

• Freedom & Furious.

USA Slang with a Twist

• You’re extra independent.

• Say less, star-spangled stress.

• Big patriot energy.

• That’s so Ameri-cuh.

• Woke up like this: blessed and free.

• No chill, just fireworks.

• Flexing the freedom.

• Lowkey loyal.

• Highkey hilarious.

• Vibe check: passed with flying colors.

Fourth of July Firecrackers

• Julyin’ if you say these aren’t funny.

• Cue the stars, cue the snorts.

• Born to sparkle.

• Independence slay.

• Let’s get lit-erary.

• Red, white, and woot woot.

• Poppin’ off since 1776.

• This party’s constitutional.

• Throwing revolutionary shade.

• Founding fathers would LOL.