Welcome to the most hilarious domain expansion on the internet! If you’re a fan of Jujutsu Kaisen and love puns sharper than Sukuna’s claws, you’re in the right cursed dimension. Whether you simp for Gojo, fear Mahito, or live for Nobara’s hammer time, this list of 304+ JJK jokes blends anime banter, clever wordplay, and one-liner sorcery into a laugh-filled special grade experience.
So grab your cursed tools, suppress your inner demon (or don’t), and get ready to laugh like you’ve just watched Yuji fail another mission briefing.
🧢 Gojo’d Too Far
Gojo’s ego is stronger than his Infinity.
He wears blindfolds just to avoid eye contact with mediocrity.
His eyes? Banned for causing nosebleeds.
Gojo’s power is immeasurable—like his sass.
He claps back harder than Hanami’s branches.
He doesn’t fight villains—he roasts them into submission.
Gojo once stopped a war… by winking.
He doesn’t walk—he floats on confidence.
Gojo teaches class with sarcasm and sunglasses.
His technique is limitless, just like his punchlines.
🐯 Yuji, the Himbo Hero
Yuji’s plan is always: punch first, hope later.
He’s 90% heart, 10% cursed luck.
His spirit animal is a confused golden retriever.
He ate a cursed finger—then asked for ketchup.
Yuji treats Sukuna like a noisy roommate.
He fights with fists and feelings.
Even Mahito can’t manipulate that much positivity.
He flexes friendship harder than biceps.
Yuji fails stealth missions—by sneezing.
His secret technique? Apologizing profusely.
👿 Sukuna Sass Central
Sukuna’s ego makes Gojo look humble.
His hobbies include monologuing and chaos.
He once cursed a microwave for beeping too loud.
He doesn’t do teamwork—he does takeovers.
Sukuna sees humans as mosquito bites: annoying and squishable.
His idea of bonding is threatening your soul.
He’d win “Worst Roommate” in any anime.
Sukuna laughs like your trauma is his snack.
He has four arms—none for hugging.
His Tinder profile: “Swipe left, or die.”
🔨 Nobara’s Nails of Sarcasm
Nobara uses a hammer for cursed spirits… and insults.
She doesn’t break hearts—she nails them.
Her anger is more explosive than Rika.
Nobara doesn’t do drama—she is the drama.
She slays curses and haters in one swing.
Her makeup game is deadlier than Black Flash.
Nail polish? No—just polished nails.
She turned a voodoo doll into fashion.
Nobara once cursed a boy for ghosting her.
Her final words? Probably a roast.
🧠 Megumi’s Mood Swings
Megumi’s mood? Shikigloomy.
His smile is rarer than Sukuna’s good deeds.
He summons wolves—because making friends is hard.
His vibe is “I fight monsters and my feelings.”
Megumi studied in silence—and summons in sass.
His cursed technique? Passive aggression.
Even his shadows have depression.
He fights curses and internal angst simultaneously.
Megumi’s ideal date? Silence and tofu.
His favorite move: ignoring everyone.
😈 Mahito’s Manipulation Station
Mahito’s face changes more than plot twists.
He’s cursed… and just a little petty.
His power: body horror with a flair for drama.
He shaped a soul—and it unsubscribed.
Mahito treats humans like clay figures. Or Legos.
His idea of a prank? Existential dread.
Mahito’s skincare routine? 100% regeneration.
He ghosted the entire Tokyo Jujutsu school.
Mahito’s love language? Morphing your face.
He once cursed a mirror for roasting him back.
📿 Nanami 7 PM Sharp
Nanami clocks out at 5—curse or not.
His tie is tighter than his tolerance.
He fought a cursed spirit, then filed a report.
Nanami calculates kills like taxes.
His domain: “Break Room Expansion.”
Cursed overtime? The true villain.
Nanami once cursed a spreadsheet.
He treats his sword better than people.
His briefcase is heavier than his sarcasm.
The tie slash is not fashion—it’s pain.
🐼 Panda-monium Begins
He’s not a panda. He’s Panda.
Panda throws hands, not bamboo.
His workout plan: smash first, eat later.
Panda’s fur absorbs insults.
He once beat a curse in a sumo suit.
Panda’s a bear with flair and fists.
His love language? Headbutts.
Panda is black, white, and full of punchlines.
He flexes more than Gojo in a mirror.
Pandamonium isn’t a joke. It’s his vibe.
🗣️ Toge’s Onigiri Banter
“Salmon.” That’s the vibe check.
His vocab is limited, but his sass isn’t.
Tuna = peace. Bonito flakes = warning.
He once dissed someone using only condiments.
Toge’s language: food-based threats.
He sneezes and the enemy explodes.
Silence is golden. Toge is platinum.
His muting power rivals Twitter bans.
If he says “okaka,” run.
Even Sukuna respects his seasoning.
🧨 Maki’s Weaponized Willpower
Maki doesn’t need cursed energy—just attitude.
She’s a walking armory of regrets.
Her glare causes paper cuts.
Maki out-benches every dude at Jujutsu High.
She once suplexed a curse in a dress.
Her fashion: deadly and dramatic.
Maki cuts ties—and curses—with one swipe.
Her cursed tool collection includes receipts.
Maki: proof attitude is a technique.
Her hobby? Slicing egos.
📘 Yaga’s Homeroom Hype
Yaga makes cursed puppets—no strings attached.
He gives life to puppets and nightmares.
His syllabus includes survival tips.
Yaga grades on cursed curves.
His pep talks include explosions.
Yaga builds Gojo-sized egos… carefully.
His spirit animal is a possessed chalkboard.
Puppet building is cheaper than therapy.
He once assigned detention to a curse.
His puppet jokes always land flat.
🎴 Grade 1 Gag Show
Special Grade problems require comedy-grade solutions.
Even Geto couldn’t exorcise these punchlines.
This joke? Ranked higher than my GPA.
“Special grade” = the joke that slaps.
Gojo’s puns are classified: too OP.
Cursed technique: stand-up comedy.
My cursed tool is a mic and bad timing.
“Black Flash” sounds like a cool band name.
My domain? Infinite side-eyes.
Grade 1 humor? First-class chaos.
🕶️ Geto & The Sass-Squad
Geto thinks exorcism is a vibe check.
He builds cults and confidence.
His cursed spirits follow for the drama.
He’s allergic to non-sorcerers—and accountability.
Geto treats evil like an aesthetic.
He once cursed a playlist for bad vibes.
He sends voice memos instead of attacks.
Geto believes in sorcerer supremacy—and sarcasm.
His plans fall apart faster than Nobara’s patience.
He needs a hug… and a therapist.
🧛♂️ Kenjaku’s Identity Crisis
Kenjaku’s resume is 500 years long.
He body-hops like it’s a TikTok trend.
Even he forgets who he was last week.
He’s a walking spoiler alert.
His cursed plan? Confuse everyone into submission.
Kenjaku ghostwrites the entire plot.
He treats bodies like fashion outfits.
“New phone, who dis?” — Kenjaku every arc.
His DNA is 50% secrets.
Kenjaku’s goal: plot twist supremacy.
🐍 Curse Technique: Pun Possession
My cursed technique? Verbal chaos.
Laughter is the best exorcism.
I banish sadness with a single punchline.
Domain Expansion: Infinite Groans.
Cursed speech: “LOL. Die.”
Every pun is a Black Flash to your funny bone.
My charm stat is built on bad jokes.
Cursed energy runs on puns here.
This is sorcery… of sarcasm.
Call me a sorcerer—I just banished boredom.
🏫 Jujutsu Highschool Hijinks
The uniform is drip. The grades? Mid.
PE class = curse sparring.
Cafeteria food might be cursed.
Homework: Write a haiku while exorcising a demon.
Gojo teaches fashion. Not facts.
Dorm rules: No summoning after 10 PM.
Every student has PTSD and extra credit.
Club activities: “Punch-a-ghost” Tuesdays.
Exams include pop quizzes and real pops.
Jujutsu High’s motto: “Die Trying (Or Don’t).”
🧼 Cleanse Me, Senpai
I exorcised my bad vibes—still got cursed.
Holy water won’t fix these grades.
Cleansing rituals include Spotify playlists.
Salt circles and sarcasm only.
I sage my dorm before tests.
Cursed aura? That’s just finals week.
A prayer a day keeps Mahito away.
Even my shampoo has cursed protection.
My talisman says “LOL.”
I tried to purify my soul—it filed a complaint.
🎤 Comedy Flash: Black Flash Jokes
My punchline hit with Black Flash timing.
Laughter = 2.5 times more cursed power.
The audience felt it in 0.000001 seconds.
Even Gojo laughed. Briefly.
Black Flash: when the roast lands perfectly.
This joke was so good, it needed frame data.
Sukuna called it “not bad.”
You can’t plan a Black Flash—or a good pun.
Even Nanami felt it—on a weekend.
Comedy curse? Stronger than Red.
😵💫 Cursed Spirit Chaos
Cursed spirits hate being ghosted.
They haunt group chats.
One cursed spirit just wants a hug.
They scream like anime fans at a con.
Mahito is their team captain and PR rep.
They love lurking in your draft folder.
Cursed spirit hobbies: chaos, pouting, karaoke.
Some are born evil, others just skipped therapy.
They haunt exams, exes, and elevators.
Cursed spirits = bad vibes with legs.
FAQs
Q1: Are these jokes clean and anime-appropriate?
Yes! All jokes are PG, fandom-friendly, and full of fun.
Q2: Can I share these on anime forums or memes?
Totally! Just tag or credit if you’re feeling kind.
Q3: Do these cover all main characters?
Absolutely—from Yuji to Kenjaku, we got ’em all.
Q4: What’s the best use for these jokes?
Anime nights, meme pages, Discord servers, or lightening up cursed group chats.
Q5: Can I request character-specific packs?
Yes! Want all-Gojo, all-Sukuna, or couples-themed? I got you.
Q6: Are these based on manga or anime only?
Mostly anime-safe, with a few mild manga nods. No major spoilers!
Q7: Can you make a printable version?
For sure! I can turn this into a PDF or poster pack.
Q8: Do you write jokes for other anime too?
Yes! I do Demon Slayer, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, and more.
Q9: Will there be a part 2?
If cursed fans demand it—absolutely!
Q10: What if I want JJK x another anime crossover jokes?
Just say the word and I’ll mix it like cursed cocktails.
Conclusion
Whether you’re dodging Sukuna’s wrath or crushing on Gojo’s smirk, the world of Jujutsu Kaisen is equal parts cursed and comical. These 304+ JJK jokes celebrate everything from special grades to spiritual breakdowns—because sometimes, the best way to deal with cursed energy… is to laugh at it. So stay strong, stay sassy, and always keep a hammer (or pun) handy.
