250+ Great Stupid Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Hilarious

I was going to tell a cheese joke, but it was too mature.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Hallou-mi.

I camembert how bad this joke is.

Cheddar late than never.

I’m nacho average joker.

Swiss cheese: the only thing with more holes than my logic.

This brie-longs in the trash.

Feeling bleu? Eat cheese.

Feta up with bad jokes yet?

Cheesy jokes are grate.

I opened my brain. It said “404 error.”

My thoughts are on vacation.

I tried thinking… 1 star, wouldn’t recommend.

I downloaded wisdom but it was corrupted.

My brain is buffering.

I can’t brain today. I haz the dumb.

My head is just vibes.

Thoughts? Never heard of her.

Big brain? More like bean brain.

If common sense were Wi-Fi, I’d be offline.

I’m kind of a big dill.

You’re in a real pickle now!

I relish bad puns.

That joke left me brined and confused.

I’m jarred by how dumb this is.

Kosher? Nope. Just chaotic.

Dill with it.

This is un-peel-ievably bad.

I tried to ketchup… got pickled instead.

I mustard up the courage to tell that joke.

I’m on a roll… get it? Toilet paper?

My jokes belong in the flush files.

I sat down and thought of this. Literally.

Potty mouth, but in a pun way.

Number two never smelled so funny.

This humor stinks… I love it.

Don’t wipe away my talent.

I cracked this on the throne.

My jokes are bathroom certified.

So dumb it needs air freshener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention.

Chicken saw me coming and left.

Poultry in motion.

Egg-cellent logic doesn’t apply here.

I told this joke to a chicken. It walked away.

Coop dreams crushed.

Bok bok? More like blah blah.

This joke laid an egg.

Hen-d me my brain back.

Beaks me why it’s funny.

I cracked this joke. Now it’s scrambled.

Sunny-side up humor, dark-side brain.

Omelette you finish, but this joke is eggstra.

I can’t beat this yolk.

Hard-boiled nonsense.

Shell-shocked by how dumb that was.

Eggcuse me?

Laid-back humor.

Deviled jokes, angelic laughter.

Hatch me outside, how ’bout dat?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

Cod you not?

Something smells fishy… it’s this joke.

I’m hooked on dumb humor.

These puns are off the scale.

That’s reel dumb.

Fin-ish him!

Sole searching with bad jokes.

Can’t tuna fish, but I can ruin a pun.

Sea-riously stop me.

Don’t be sourdough, laugh a little.

Rye so serious?

Crumb to your senses!

Loaf it or leave it.

Toasting my bad humor.

My brain’s on whole wheat mode.

I’m baguetting worse at this.

Breadwinner of dumb jokes.

Gluten tag!

This pun is half-baked.

I walked into a wall. Then said “excuse me.”

My shadow left out of shame.

I tripped over wireless.

I yelled “Marco!” in a grocery store.

My thoughts are on vacation with no return ticket.

I asked Siri where my brain is. She hung up.

I Googled “how to be smart” and it redirected me here.

This joke failed kindergarten.

IQ: It Quit.

I microwave ice cubes for fun.

I raced a snail and lost.

Slug life chose me.

This joke moves at the speed of nope.

Snail me later.

It’s a slow burn… or just a burn.

Escar-no-go.

Slitherin’ into your brain with bad humor.

I shell out jokes like this daily.

This is a slippery slope.

Fast jokes? Nah, I like to crawl.

I drank orange juice, now I feel pulp fiction.

This joke has no concentrate.

Grape expectations, dumb results.

I’m juiced up on stupidity.

Pulp-leased to meet you.

I apple-ogize for nothing.

That joke was bananas… in a bad way.

Orange you glad this pun’s over?

Berry confused, truly.

Squeezed this joke out like old fruit.

I tried to code a sandwich. Got a byte.

404: Common sense not found.

My science fair project was just glue.

I divided by zero. Universe crashed.

Algebra told me “X” left me.

Gaming level: potato.

I hacked time to nap longer.

IQ test said “try again later.”

Calculated the dumb. It’s me.

Reboot me emotionally, please.

I wore socks on my hands.

Jeans? I call them leg prisons.

My pants ghosted me.

Zipped up my self-esteem.

These pants have no sense of humor.

Cuffed at my own nonsense.

My pants are smarter than me.

I’m wearing shorts… in a blizzard.

Got kicked out of fashion school for this.

Waist of time.

Ice cold take: water is spicy.

My brain’s on chill — permanently.

Froze my ideas. Now they’re dumb popsicles.

I licked a glacier for wisdom. Got brain freeze.

I’m iced out of smart conversations.

Cool story, zero IQ.

I slipped on my own ego.

Cold-hearted, warm-blooded fool.

That pun belongs in the freezer.

Chill jokes only. No heat allowed.

I dreamt I was smart. Woke up disappointed.

My pillow gives better advice than me.

I nap instead of think.

Sleep schedule: chaos o’clock.

Counting sheep made me hungry.

I sleep like a baby… confused and crying.

Dreams are smarter than my waking self.

I hit snooze on life.

My brain sleeps even when I’m awake.

Nap-tastrophe in progress.

I identify as a mood: Squidward.

My face is 80% eyeroll.

I answered a question with a sigh.

Sarcasm is my cardio.

That joke made my soul leak ink.

I’m the human version of “meh.”

I’m allergic to enthusiasm.

Mood: underwater and over it.

My personality smells like clarinet.

Can’t hear you over my side-eye.

I’m salty, but in a cute way.

My tears seasoned this joke.

Shaker? I barely know her.

Take it with a grain of “ugh.”

Sodium-powered puns.

That joke raised my blood pressure.

I’m flavorless but dramatic.

Table salt has more purpose.

Sass: 100%, Logic: 0%.

This pun is a salt-uation.

I slipped on a joke and fell into shame.

I tried to peel a kiwi.

Banana for scale: dumbness off the charts.

I bruised my brain with that one.

Banana phone has no service.

Go bananas? I never stopped.

A-peel-ing jokes? Nope.

I bunch my puns together like this.

Ripe with regret.

This joke split before it finished.

I drove a car into a pun.

My GPS gave up.

I put the “uhhh” in Uber.

Parked in reverse psychology.

I braked for squirrels… that weren’t there.

Fueling up on chaos.

Carpooling with my thoughts.

Steering into stupidity.

Honk if you hate this.

My driving test said “LOL no.”

I put cereal in my sock.

I waved back at a mannequin.

I asked Alexa to do my taxes.

I danced to a microwave beep.

I replied “you too” to “happy birthday.”

I tried to pet a hologram.

I barked at a squirrel.

I walked into a glass door. Twice.

I said “ouch” before I tripped.

I named my plant “Steve Jobs.”