“It’s been so long…” since a pun made you scream and laugh at the same time. But not anymore.
Welcome to your shift, security star! In this Fazbear-approved pun compilation, we’re mixing horror with humor—a perfect recipe for chaos. From Freddy’s stage jokes to Foxy’s fast zingers, these 200+ FNAF puns are guaranteed to give you giggles… before something sneaks up behind you.
Ready to survive five nights of wordplay? Let’s roll the creepy carpet out and cue the laugh track (and maybe the flashlight).
Freddy Fazbear-y Funny
I’m feeling bear-y suspicious tonight.
Freddy’s jokes? A total jumpscare.
He’s got a killer sense of humor.
Bear with me… this might get spooky.
Fazbear? More like PUNbear.
I’m totally stuffed with puns.
He only performs stand-up at night—then sit-down screams.
Let’s have a Faz-blast of fun!
He’s always watching—bearly.
This bear’s got claws and quips.
Chica’s Cheesy Puns
Let’s eat… up these puns!
I’m winging it with this joke.
These jokes are eggs-tra funny.
Chica’s baking up a laugh riot.
When in doubt, pizza out.
Don’t cluck around at night.
Poultrygeist vibes.
I’m peck-ish for wordplay.
The sass is served hot—like her pizza.
Chick out these puns!
Foxy’s Fast and Punny
I’m hooked on this joke.
Foxy’s got some sly humor.
He’s the fastest pun in the West Hall.
Yarrrr! These puns be golden.
Hooked on laughter since 1987.
Foxy can’t be out-foxed.
He sprinted into my funny bone.
When Foxy tells a joke, it’s over in 3.2 seconds.
Pirate by night, punster by day.
Too fast, too funny.
Bonnie the Ha-Ha Hopper
Hop into these bunnily good puns!
Don’t make me rabbit on…
These jokes have legs—and ears.
Ears to you, Bonnie!
Hop-hop-hooray for horror!
Guitarist by night, pun-smith by fright.
Purple? More like punple.
Bunny you glad I didn’t say scream?
Bon-afide pun master.
That bunny’s got bite—and jokes.
Golden Freddy’s Gilded Giggles
Stay golden, but spooky.
His jokes are 24-karat creepy.
Gold standard of ghostly humor.
He’s silent… but deadly punny.
Worth his weight in gags.
Peek-a-BOO! Gotcha laughing.
Glitter, glitch, giggle.
The only gold that teleports.
Shining with sarcasm.
Gilt-y of making you laugh.
Security Guard Struggles
I’m barely hanging on… by a pixel.
Night shift? More like fright shift.
My flashlight’s out, and so is my will to live.
Check the cams, check your pants.
Paid minimum wage to survive maximum horror.
Should’ve taken that job at the mall.
Power: 3%. Hope: 0%.
Can I get hazard pay in pizza?
Every door I close, another pun opens.
Five nights? Try five screams.
Jump Scare Jokes
That joke came out of nowhere. Literally.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for animatronics.
Surprise humor—it’s a scream!
Jump-scare? More like pun-scare.
Sudden puns are the deadliest.
Laughter: the real survival mechanic.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable shrieking and snorting.
“Hello?” BAM.
This pun jumps out like Freddy at 5:59.
I died… laughing.
Fazbear Fright Food Puns
Let’s slice into this pun pizza.
Deep-fried with fear and flavor.
Pizza with a side of panic.
Chica’s crust? Always suspicious.
I’m stuffed… with nightmares.
Spook-a-roni anyone?
Extra cheese, extra screams.
This isn’t delivery, it’s jump-livered.
I’m having a slice of afterlife.
“Order up!”—and out jumps Foxy.
Party Room Pandemonium
Birthday parties? More like death-day parties.
Cake or jumpscare—your pick.
Balloon Boy’s puns are full of hot air.
Mylar balloons, real terror.
Streamers? Screams.
Surprise! It’s fear.
Party till you drop… dead.
The only clown missing is my sanity.
“Yay!” Cue animatronic growl
This isn’t what I meant by surprise party.
Animatronic Irony
Ironically, their sense of humor is killer.
They’re metal AF… and full of sass.
Built to entertain—kinda slaying at it.
Artificially hilarious.
Programmed to pun-ish.
Batteries not included—nightmares are.
More metal than your favorite band.
Don’t reboot the funny.
They’re wired differently.
It’s a-mechanical comedy show!
Glamrock Giggles (Security Breach Edition)
Glamrock Freddy? More like Glam-laugh Freddy.
Roxanne’s got killer style—and killer one-liners.
I’m glamrockin’ and rollin’ in fear.
Montgomery Gator’s got snappy comebacks.
Freddy upgraded… and so did the puns.
Lights, lasers, laughter!
Gatorade? Nah—Glamrock-Aid.
Roxie’s got confidence and comedic timing.
Security Breach? More like Security Screech.
Let’s rock… your funny bone.
Sun & Moon Daycare Madness
“Naptime!” Insert chaos & comedy.
He’s got a sunny disposition… until he doesn’t.
Moon got jokes darker than the lights off.
Split personalities, same pun energy.
Sun’s puns are bright and terrifying.
Moon’s jokes are… well, moody.
“Clean up, clean up!” But make it sarcastic.
Daycare’s closed—but the humor is open.
Mood swings and punchlines.
The real jump scare? A surprise tickle fight.
The Puppet’s Dramatic Puns
The Puppet’s got strings… and zingers.
Emotionally attached to these jokes.
A true drama queen (or king).
Plays piano… and plays with your sanity.
That laugh? Oscar-worthy.
“Cue the curtains—and the creeps.”
A puppet with pull in the comedy scene.
His punchlines pull no strings.
Always watching… for audience reactions.
Talk about marion-nutty.
Plushie Paranoia
So soft, yet so sinister.
Stuffed with cotton—and chaos.
Plushtrap is cute until he charges.
Collect them all… and sleep with one eye open.
Not your average Build-a-Bear.
Huggable horror at its finest.
Plushie power: 100% creep, 0% comfort.
It’s cuddle time… or is it?
“I’m small, I’m spooky, and I squeak.”
The only jump scare that fits in your backpack.
Voice Line Vibez
“I always come back”—for more puns.
“It’s me!”… pun edition.
“You’re not real…” but these jokes are.
William Afton’s got killer lines.
Springtrap talks in punchlines.
These animatronics should do stand-up.
“Let’s find a suit that fits…” comedy club edition.
“Shhh… the jokes are starting.”
When the lines hit harder than the jumpscares.
Bonnie’s missing? Probably stealing my punchlines.
Lore & More LOLs
So many timelines, so little sense.
MatPat tried… but the puns won.
“It’s just a theory—a pun theory!”
Confused? Just laugh through it.
Plot twists so twisted they’re curly fries.
Purple Guy? More like Perplexed Guy.
The lore is deeper than Foxy’s voice.
At this point, the real jumpscare is the timeline.
Freddy’s canon? Or just headcannon?
Solving lore with laughter—legendary move.
Bite of ’87 Banter
It’s not a party without… a bite.
Head’s up—literally.
“Open wide” takes on a whole new meaning.
1987 called—it wants its frontal lobe back.
A jaw-dropping moment.
Chomp and circumstance.
“Was that the bite of ’87?”—Still iconic.
That bite was history. Literally.
The last thing on their mind… was a mouth.
Makes “take a bite out of crime” too real.
Security Breach Shenanigans
Can’t hide from these jokes.
Gregory’s got main-character snark.
Freddy: now with voice GPS and dad jokes.
Glamrock elevator? More like pun-slam express.
Running from fear—and the urge to laugh.
Hiding in a vent… giggling anyway.
Roxy raceway? More like giggle-track.
Vanny’s got hops and punchlines.
The real breach was in my funny bone.
Five nights? Try five escape attempts.
Springtrap Sass
He’s decomposed but fully composed.
Smells like old pizza and bad vibes.
Springing jokes on you since 1983.
Can’t trap these puns.
He’s got a bone to pick… and a pun to drop.
Half corpse, full comic.
He always comes back—with jokes.
Rotted but relatable.
Sarcasm is his final form.
Springloaded with sass.
Final Night Funnies
You made it to Night 5? Respectfully screams.
Freddy’s clocking out with a mic drop.
Five nights of fright—now five minutes of laughs.
The real prize? The puns we survived along the way.
Lights out. Laughs in.
And that’s a wrap… or a jumpscare.
Fazbear crew says: “Tip your night guards!”
Don’t forget to check the left door and your funny bone.
Survived with 0 power and 100% comedy.
Until next time, pun-loving night guard… we’ll be watching.
🧠 Frequently Asked Questions
Q1: What’s a good pun for a FNAF Insta caption?
A: “Five nights, zero chill, endless puns. 🐻💀”
Q2: Can I use these FNAF puns for cosplay posts?
A: Absolutely! They’re perfect for captions, bios, or character-themed one-liners.
Q3: What’s a killer pickup line for a Freddy fan?
A: “You must be Freddy, because my heart skips every time you appear.”
Q4: Any birthday card pun ideas?
A: “Hope your day’s a scream—with no power outage!” 🎂⚡
Q5: What pun fits Glamrock Freddy the best?
A: “I’m glam. I rock. I Faz you up.”
Q6: Can I use these for Twitch or YouTube content?
A: Yes! Drop them in chat, use them for video intros, or name your stream segments.
Q7: Got a pun for Vanny?
A: “She slays—literally and figuratively.”
Q8: Any merch slogan ideas from this list?
A: “Stay golden, stay scared, stay punny.”
Q9: Who’s the punniest animatronic?
A: Honestly? Foxy. Fast and funny.
Q10: Where can I get more game-themed puns?
A: PunsPlanet.com—the only site that never runs out of power or punchlines.
Conclusion:
You did it. You made it through the full 200+ FNAF pun shift with minimal panic and maximum pun-ergy. Whether you’re a day-one Faz-fan, a security guard with sass, or just here for the chaotic comedy—this pun night will go down in Fazbear history.
Like what you scream-laughed at? Share it with your FNAF crew, drop a comment (before the power runs out), and stalk your way over to PunsPlanet.com for even more pun-jumps and animatronic giggles.
