Knock, knock… who’s there? Only the cringiest, funniest knock knock jokes you’ll ever hear! If you love humor that’s hilariously awkward, silly, or downright ridiculous, this collection of Cringe Knock Knock Jokes is guaranteed to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even roll your eyes.
From classic one-liners to totally absurd punchlines, these jokes are perfect for all ages. Expect playful setups like “Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!” or outrageously cringy lines that are so bad, they’re actually good. Whether you’re telling jokes to kids, sharing with friends, or spicing up social media posts, these cringe knock knock jokes are guaranteed to get a reaction.
Cheddar Called, It Wants Its Jokes Back 🧀
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in — it’s cold and we’re embarrassing.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags — we’re moving out of funny town.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut ask. It only gets worse.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to never hear this again?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive these cringe jokes, don’t you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any worse?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry — the cringe is just beginning.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome… I guess?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in cringe!
Cringe You Can Hear from Across the Room 🗣️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and cringe already!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak-ause you can’t resist bad puns.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? YA BOI! …still unfunny.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone with my shame.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one else want to stop reading?
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, you can yodel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you. And your poor taste in jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you regretting this already.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a love letter of nonsense.
Dad Joke Disaster Level 💀
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says MOO — duh.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gusto. Gusto who? Gusto open up already.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the most painful pun yet.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the door, it’s broken from overuse.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya business why I like bad jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out and cringe?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you survive the next 180 jokes?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arty. Arty who? Arty you sorry you asked?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda one who cringes hard.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya stop with these jokes already?
Banana-Level Banter 🍌
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana-nother round of these groaners!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? I told you already — still banana!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Peel. Peel who? Peel better after this joke is over.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Split. Split who? Split my sides from awkward silence.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mango. Mango who? Mango-ing insane from these puns.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry sorry you asked.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Apple-y ever after? Not after this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi stop with the fruity nonsense?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape expectations. Crushed.
Technically Terrible Tech Jokes 💻
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wifi. Wifi who? Wifi not laugh at my joke?
Knock knock. Who’s there? USB. USB who? USB driving me crazy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Google. Google who? Google-ing better jokes now.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Siri. Siri who? Siri-ously regretting this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alexa. Alexa who? Alexa-plained too many of these already.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Keyboard. Keyboard who? Keyboard you to sleep yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Click. Click who? Click me out of this convo.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cache. Cache who? Cache me outside, how ’bout dat?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spam. Spam who? Spam thing, different day.
Knock knock. Who’s there? App. App who? App-solutely the worst joke yet.
Schoolyard Silliness 🏫
Knock knock. Who’s there? Principal. Principal who? Principal reason I’m cringing.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Homework. Homework who? Homework than it’s worth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Test. Test who? Test my patience, why don’t you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Math. Math who? Math-ter of terrible timing.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Teacher. Teacher who? Teacher I need better jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Locker. Locker who? Locker door and never come back.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Note. Note who? Note funny anymore.
Knock knock. Who’s there? History. History who? History repeats — this joke again.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell you later, cringe creator.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Class. Class who? Class dismissed!
Foodie Fails 🍕🍔
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive left the party out of embarrassment.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon me crazy!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter luck next time!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho joke — it’s mine!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut even start.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up the courage to finish this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle me out of this lineup.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with the cringe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited for bad humor?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas stop!
Animal Instincts 🐶🐱
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me crying from that joke.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dog. Dog who? Dog-gone awful.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck and cover!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be leaving now.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moose. Moose who? Moose-t you keep going?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish you’d stop.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-m down, it’s not that bad.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pig. Pig who? Pig another joke already.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fox. Fox who? Fox sake, end it!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter luck next time.
Holiday Humor 🎄🎃
Knock knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf yourself to more cringe!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa joke? Definitely feels like it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice up the jokes?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey-ing my soul.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Firework. Firework who? Firework-ing my nerves.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid you try harder?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you tried.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Carol. Carol who? Carol-ing off pitch and off script.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Present. Present who? Present-ing another flop.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree-ting this like comedy?
Love & Cringe 💔
Knock knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heart to believe this is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Date. Date who? Date joke, wrong crowd.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crush. Crush who? Crush-ing my confidence.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rose. Rose who? Rose to the level of cringe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss this humor goodbye.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hug. Hug who? Hug your regrets tight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bae. Bae who? Bae-ware — another one’s coming.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Still crying? Me too.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Text. Text who? Text me when it’s over.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ring. Ring who? Ring the alarm — this hurts!
Knock Knock, It’s Joblessness 💼
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hire. Hire who? Hire me — I need purpose.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Resume. Resume who? Resume reading if you dare.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boss. Boss who? Boss-ted my confidence again.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom like this joke is over.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Paycheck. Paycheck who? Paycheck out of here.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Intern. Intern who? Intern-al screaming.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Quit. Quit who? Quit making me listen to these!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fired. Fired who? Fired up for disappointment.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Break. Break who? Break-ing bad, but worse.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Deadline. Deadline who? Dead-inside from this list.
Gamer Groans 🎮
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mario. Mario who? Mario not laughing yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fortnite. Fortnite who? Fortnite-ly, this joke is over.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Xbox. Xbox who? Xbox you into a corner of regret.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Noob. Noob who? Noobody told you this joke was bad?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Minecraft. Minecraft who? Minecraft a better punchline next time.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Zelda. Zelda who? Zelda joke and ran away.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lag. Lag who? Lag-ter you’ll regret this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Respawn. Respawn who? Respawn to this message: cringe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? GG. GG who? GG me strength to survive this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Controller. Controller who? Controller your laughter, please.
Movie Mayhem 🎬
Knock knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar later — I’m embarrassed.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Action. Action who? Action speak louder than bad jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn-trol your giggles.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Scene. Scene who? Scene enough to know this is bad.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lights. Lights who? Lights out for that punchline.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Credits. Credits who? Credits roll when the cringe begins.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Plot. Plot who? Plot twist — it gets worse.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Reel. Reel who? Reel-y should’ve stopped.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sequel. Sequel who? Sequel of shame incoming.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Script. Script who? Scripted this disaster, clearly.
Social Media Sobs 📱
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tik. Tik who? Tik your time regretting this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Insta. Insta who? Insta-ntly losing friends.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Snap. Snap who? Snap out of it!
Knock knock. Who’s there? DM. DM who? DM-liver me from cringe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Story. Story who? Story of a bad decision.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Reels. Reels who? Reels-y shouldn’t post this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Like. Like who? Like, what was that?
Knock knock. Who’s there? FYP. FYP who? For Your Punsishment.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Follow. Follow who? Follow me… straight into regret.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tweet. Tweet who? Tweet dreams of better jokes.
Weather Woes 🌧️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain-ned on my humor parade.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cloud. Cloud who? Cloudn’t be worse.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sun. Sun who? Sun-body stop this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Storm. Storm who? Storm warning: bad joke ahead.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wind. Wind who? Wind it all end?!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fog. Fog who? Fog-et about it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hail. Hail who? Hail no!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way you’re laughing.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chill. Chill who? Chill out — it’s just a pun.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Thunder. Thunder who? Thunderwhelming humor, huh?
Music Misery 🎵
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bass. Bass who? Bass-ically done with this joke.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Note. Note who? Note funny anymore.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beat. Beat who? Beat me to the mute button.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Treble. Treble who? Treble-ing from awkwardness.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Piano. Piano who? Piano pain is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chord. Chord who? Chord you not?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony times will I suffer?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mic. Mic who? Mic drop… into the trash.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Solo. Solo who? Solo tired of this bit.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Record. Record who? Record-scratch: cringe detected.
Travel Trouble ✈️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Plane. Plane who? Plane awful joke.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Luggage. Luggage who? Luggage you through this mess.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ticket. Ticket who? Ticket easy, it’s just a pun.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jet. Jet who? Jet ready to cringe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Taxi. Taxi who? Taxi me why I’m still reading.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Delay. Delay who? Delay-ing the punchline.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cruise. Cruise who? Cruise you lose.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Visa. Visa who? Visa joke or a crime?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Window. Window who? Window you stop?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Map. Map who? Map-solutely not helpful.
Coffee Catastrophes ☕
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean there, cringed that.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Brew. Brew who? Brew-tal delivery.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Latte. Latte who? Latte you finish!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mug. Mug who? Mug-nificent mistake.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roast. Roast who? Roast in peace, dignity.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso-ing deep regret.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cream. Cream who? Cream-inally bad.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mocha. Mocha who? Mocha-no.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sip. Sip who? Sip-er cringy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Foam. Foam who? Foam me a river.
Health & Fitness Flops 🏋️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gym. Gym who? Gym I not good at jokes?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Squat. Squat who? Squat outta luck.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Protein. Protein who? Protein shake this off.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cardio. Cardio who? Cardio believe this joke?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoga. Yoga who? Yoga-nna regret asking.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Weights. Weights who? Weights-ing your time.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spin. Spin who? Spin-ned out of control.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tread. Tread who? Tread carefully — cringe zone!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Flex. Flex who? Flexpect a groan.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lunge. Lunge who? Lunge and learn.
Super Cringe Superheroes 🦸
Knock knock. Who’s there? Batman. Batman who? Batman up a worse punchline.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Iron. Iron who? Iron-ic you’re still here.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hulk. Hulk who? Hulk no, another one?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Thor. Thor who? Thor-ry for this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spidey. Spidey who? Spidey sense says leave.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vision. Vision who? Vision it ended sooner.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Loki. Loki who? Loki at that — still going.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cap. Cap who? Cap-tivated by cringe?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Groot. Groot who? Groot grief!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go back in time?
FAQs
Are these knock-knock jokes clean?
Yep — family-friendly, workplace-safe, and embarrassment-maximized.
Can I use these for TikTok or reels?
Absolutely. Just credit PunsPlanet.com if you go viral, okay?
What’s the cringiest knock-knock joke ever?
Possibly “Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!” It lives rent-free in our regrets.
Do kids like these jokes?
Yes! Especially the groan-worthy ones. Kids love absurdity.
What if I want people to cringe at my party?
Then these jokes are your secret weapon.
How many of these jokes are original?
The majority were fresh-written and handcrafted for max cringe!
Can I put these in a greeting card or school skit?
Absolutely. They were made for that kind of energy.
Are these jokes Gen Z approved?
Yes. Gen Z lives for ironic cringe, and this delivers.
Will you write more joke articles like this?
Yes! Just request a new theme (like “shoes,” “toasters,” or “midlife crisis”).
Where can I find more pun-packed articles?
Head over to PunsPlanet.com for daily doses of pun and cringe joy.
Conclusion
That’s 245+ cringe-tastic knock-knock jokes, each one designed to make you laugh, wince, and question your life choices — in the best way possible. If you made it this far, you’re not just a reader… you’re a cringe champion.
Share this with your bravest friends, bookmark it for your next awkward party, or drop it in the group chat just to watch the reactions. And of course, for more pun-packed chaos, check out PunsPlanet.com — where bad jokes go to thrive!
