Looking for clean, goofy, and giggle-worthy fun? These Corny Jokes for Kids are bursting with wholesome humor that even parents and teachers will love. From punny punchlines to laugh-out-loud riddles, this list is proof that the best jokes are sometimes the silliest ones.
Kids can’t get enough of these corny one-liners — the kind that make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Whether you’re telling them at the dinner table, during a long car ride, or at school recess, these jokes are guaranteed to light up little faces with smiles.
Expect everything from classic food puns to goofy animal gags and clever question-and-answer jokes. Because when kids laugh, the whole world gets a little brighter — and a lot funnier!
So grab your sense of humor, share these hilarious Corny Jokes for Kids, and get ready for endless giggles. Warning: unstoppable laughter may occur!
Knock-Knock Cornballs 🚪
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No silly, cow go MOO!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much I could burst!
Animal Crack-Ups 🐾
Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse!What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh.What did the duck say after buying lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!”Why are frogs always happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!Why did the crab never share?
Because he was shellfish!What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.What do cows do on date night?
Go to the moo-vies!What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Schoolyard Zingers ✏️
Why did the pencil cross the road?
To get to the write side!What’s a math teacher’s favorite place?
Times Square!Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake!What did the paper say to the pencil?
“Write on!”What’s a book’s favorite treat?
A bookmark-er bar.Why did the eraser break up with the pencil?
Too many mistakes.Why was the computer cold at school?
It left its Windows open!What did the science book say?
“Stop blowing up my experiments!”Why was the music teacher so good at fishing?
She had perfect pitch!What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Arrrrt!
Foodie Funnies 🍔
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.What did the hamburger name its baby?
Patty.Why was the tomato blushing?
It saw the salad dressing!What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
It felt crummy.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!What did the lettuce say to the celery?
“Quit stalking me!”Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.What’s the most musical vegetable?
A beet!Why did the eggs tell jokes?
To crack each other up!
Dino-mite Jokes 🦕
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.How do you invite a dinosaur to a party?
“Tea, Rex?”What kind of music do dinosaurs like?
Rock and roar!Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget birthdays?
Because they have rawr-some memories!What do dinosaurs use to pay bills?
Tyrannosaurus checks.Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.What’s a Stegosaurus’s favorite sport?
Squash!What’s a dino’s favorite dessert?
Fossil fuel fudge.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent
Outer Space LOLs 🚀
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
They taste funny.What planet is the noisiest?
Saturn—it’s got lots of rings!Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!What do you call a comet with bad manners?
Rude-olph!How do you throw a party in space?
You planet!What do you call a space cow?
A moo-naut.Why did the astronaut break up?
He needed space.What do you call a star that likes to read?
A book-light-year.Why did the rocket blush?
It saw the moon change!How do you organize a space party?
You don’t—you just launch it.
Zoo Crew Chuckles 🐘
What did the lion say to the zebra?
“Stop horsing around!”Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator.What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a hoot!What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
His head was always in the clouds.What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica!Why did the hippo bring a towel to the zoo?
For his hippo-dip.What’s a zookeeper’s favorite ride?
The ferret wheel.
Farmyard Funnies 🐓
Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
Because they’re already wooly.What do you get when you cross a rooster and a giraffe?
An animal that wakes up tall!What’s a horse’s favorite game?
Stable tennis!Why did the chicken go to school?
To improve its egg-ducation!What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!Why did the farmer start a band?
Because he had the beets.Why are pigs bad at secrets?
Because they always squeal!
Joke-a-saurus Jams 🎶
Why did the kid bring a ladder to music class?
To reach the high notes!What do you call a musical ghost?
A rap-sody in boo.What did the guitar say to the amp?
“You rock!”Why did the drum take a nap?
It was beat.How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue!What kind of songs do balloons sing?
Pop music.What’s a cat’s favorite instrument?
A meow-lophone.Why did the banana go to band practice?
It wanted to join the bunch.What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na!What kind of music are mummies into?
Wrap music!
Magical Mayhem 🔮
Why don’t wizards trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!Why did the dragon do homework?
To get fire grades.What’s a unicorn’s favorite snack?
Sparkle chips.Why couldn’t the magician stop laughing?
Because he had a trick up his sleeve!What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Boo-berry pie.Why did the fairy quit her job?
She needed more sparkle time.How do you know if a potion is bad?
It bubbles and giggles.What’s a wizard’s favorite mode of transport?
A broom-ber!Where do genies go on vacation?
Lamp-tonia.
Monster Mashups 🧌
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Too spooky to chew!What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Bat-minton!What do zombies say after eating a joke?
“Brain food!”Why was Frankenstein so good at school?
He was a real brainiac.What do you get when a monster sneezes?
Boogers of doom!What’s a mummy’s favorite song?
“Wrap Me Up!”Where do ghosts shop?
The boo-tique!Why did Dracula go to art class?
To learn how to draw blood!What’s a werewolf’s favorite holiday?
Howl-o-ween!What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Princess Power Jokes 👑
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball!What’s Rapunzel’s favorite food?
Hair-pasta.Why did Snow White get detention?
She was caught dwarfing her homework.What’s Belle’s favorite dessert?
“Be our pie!”Why did the princess refuse her peas?
Because they weren’t royal enough.What’s a tiara’s favorite joke?
One that’s crown-approved.Why don’t princesses use elevators?
Because they like to take the royal stairs.What do you call a fairy with a sore throat?
Hoarse-a-bella.What do princesses wear to sleepovers?
Nightgowns and sparkle socks.What did the prince say to the frog?
“Kiss me, I’m magical too!”
Sporty Shorts & Giggles ⚽
Why did the baseball team get kicked out of the zoo?
They kept stealing bases!Why did the soccer ball quit?
It was kicked too much.What’s a ghost’s favorite sport?
Boo-ling.Why did the gymnast bring string to class?
To tie up loose ends!Why did the referee go to art school?
He loved drawing lines.What’s a runner’s favorite snack?
Fast food!Why are basketball players messy?
Because they dribble!Why did the tennis player get grounded?
Too many racket complaints.What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?
Yay-llow!Why don’t skeletons play football?
They don’t have the guts!
Jungle Jesters 🌴
What do you call a crocodile in a vest?
An investigator.Why don’t tigers use cell phones?
They prefer roars!How do monkeys stay safe online?
They use banana encryption.What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory.Why did the toucan fail the spelling test?
He only knew two can letters!Why are gorillas great listeners?
They never monkey around.What do you call an elephant who tells jokes?
An elaughant!What’s a parrot’s favorite shape?
A polly-gon!How do lions text each other?
On their roar-izon network!What’s a cheetah’s favorite game?
Tag. (Because they always win!)
Techie Chuckles 💻
Why did the computer go to art class?
To draw its screen!What’s a robot’s favorite dance?
The human.Why did the tablet break up with the keyboard?
No connection.What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips!What do you call a phone that tells jokes?
A giggle-byte.Why don’t robots eat fast food?
It gives them byte burn.What’s the best app for jokes?
CrackBook!Why did the mouse get a timeout?
It clicked too much.What kind of pictures do computers take?
Screen-shots.What did the tablet say during a test?
“I’ve got all the answers stored!”
Water World Wackies 🐠
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.Why don’t fish do well in school?
They’re always swimming through tests!What’s a whale’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader.What kind of music do clams listen to?
Shell-top!Why did the crab never share?
Because it’s shellfish!What do you call a nervous octopus?
A squirmy sucker.How do turtles talk to each other?
On shell phones.What do sharks use to freshen up?
Toothpaste with bite!What’s a dolphin’s favorite instrument?
The sea-saw.Why don’t jellyfish tell secrets?
Because they always sting.
Rainy Day Riddles ☔
What’s a cloud’s favorite snack?
Thunder-crackers!What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s a drizzle, three’s a storm!”Why was the umbrella always so polite?
It never let things go over its head.What’s a frog’s favorite weather?
When it’s raining cats and dogs!What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.Why did the thunder bring snacks?
It wanted to storm the party.What do you call it when it rains candy?
A sweet storm!How do you catch a squirrel in the rain?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite hobby?
Flash photography.Why do weather jokes always work?
Because they make the forecast funny!
Sleepytime Sillies 😴
Why did the pillow go to therapy?
It couldn’t stop crying fluff.What do sheep write in their diaries?
“Dear Baaa-rbara…”Why don’t stars stay up all night?
They need their twinkle rest.What did the blanket say to the bed?
“I’ve got you covered.”What do teddy bears do at midnight?
Throw pajammy parties!Why did the mattress go to school?
To get better springs!What’s the sleepiest fruit?
Napples.Why did the kid bring a ladder to bed?
To reach the top bunk dream.What’s a yawn’s favorite sport?
Sleeppoint tennis.Why are dreams like candy?
Because they’re sweet and make no sense.
Fairy Tale Funnies 📖
Why did Jack bring string to the beanstalk?
To tie up loose beans.What’s a giant’s favorite fruit?
Big apples.Why was the Big Bad Wolf always tired?
He huffed and puffed too much!What did the dragon say to the knight?
“You slay me!”Why don’t fairies play hide-and-seek?
Because they glow!What do you call a short knight?
Sir Cumsized.What’s Rapunzel’s Wi-Fi password?
LetMeIn123.Why do wizards love tea?
Because it’s brew-tiful.What’s Goldilocks’ least favorite band?
The Too-Hards.Why did the fairy get an F?
She winged it.
Totally Random Riddles 🌀
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between us, something smells.”Why did the skeleton skip the dance?
No body to go with.Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks!What’s fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!Why did the kid sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time.What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot!What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock!
FAQs
Q1: Are these jokes safe for all ages?
Yes! Clean, silly, and kid-approved. Even grandma’s gonna giggle.
Q2: Can I print these out for school or camp?
Absolutely! Teachers, counselors, and party clowns—go wild!
Q3: What makes a joke “corny”?
It’s cheesy. It’s simple. And it hits just right.
Q4: Do you take joke theme requests?
You bet! Tell me a topic and I’ll pun it into the ground.
Q5: Are these original?
Some are classic, some are fresh—every one is 100% funny.
Q6: What if I didn’t laugh?
Try again tomorrow. Maybe your funny bone’s taking a nap.
Q7: Can I share these online?
Totally! Just tag your pals and spread the joy.
Q8: Will you make a unicorn joke list next?
YES. Say the word—I’ll sparkle it up.
Q9: Can I tell these jokes to my dog?
Yes, but don’t expect a standing ovation.
Q10: What do I do now?
Pick another theme and say, “Let’s pun again!”
Conclusion
That was 250+ corny kid jokes—and if your cheeks hurt from smiling, you’re doing it right! These jokes are clean, kooky, and perfect for joke battles, class clowns, family dinners, or just sending to your bestie to make ’em LOL.
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