215+ Corny Fall Jokes That’ll Leaf You Laughing All Season Long

🍁 Leaf It to Me

1. I’m falling for you… and for literally every sidewalk.

2. I be-leaf in love at first sight.

3. Don’t stop be-leafing!

4. I’m so excited for fall—I can’t leaf it alone.

5. That tree is looking mighty sappy.

6. I rake in the compliments every autumn.

7. Leaves: nature’s way of saying, “You missed a spot.”

8. You’re unbe-leaf-ably cute in flannel.

9. Don’t leaf me hanging!

10. Life’s better when you just go with the flow-er.

🎃 Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice

1. I’m in my pumpkin spice era.

2. You had me at PSL.

3. Pumpkin spice: basic and proud.

4. Don’t squash my vibe!

5. If you were a latte, you’d be pumpkin-perfect.

6. Fall is the only time I’m truly gourd-geous.

7. Spice up your life—fall edition!

8. You’re the pumpkin to my patch.

9. It’s a latte to handle, but I love it.

10. Let’s get pump-kicked into fall!

🍎 Apple-y Ever After

1. Apple picking: where core memories are made.

2. I find you very a-peel-ing.

3. You’re the apple of my pie.

4. Stop being so crabby—have some cider.

5. How ’bout them apples?

6. You’re the honey to my crisp.

7. My favorite fall snack? You.

8. Apple cider > hot gossip.

9. I’m falling harder than apples from trees.

10. Apple-y ever after starts with dessert.

🦃 Thanksgiving Giggle Feast

1. What did the turkey say to the ham? Gobble goals.

2. Gravy is my love language.

3. You can’t stuff this much joy into any other season.

4. Pie before guys.

5. I’m thankful for stretchy pants.

6. Cranberry sauce: the glue of awkward family dinners.

7. I yam who I yam.

8. Turkey jokes? I’m stuffed with them.

9. Cornbread is my spirit animal.

10. You had me at “extra mashed potatoes.”

🌽 Corny as a Corn Maze

1. I’m feeling a-maize-ing today.

2. Corny jokes? You’ve stalked the right place.

3. Life is butter when you’re corny.

4. Don’t husk around—fall is fun!

5. Maze season: where directions go to die.

6. Kernel of truth: I’m obsessed with fall.

7. You make my heart pop.

8. This is un-corn-trollable laughter.

9. Let’s get lost (in the corn).

10. Cornfessions: I love dad jokes.

🍂 Sweater Weather Zingers

1. Sweater weather? I thought you’d never ask.

2. Cozy is my cardio.

3. This sweater hides my snack belly.

4. It’s never too soon for flannel.

5. Fall fashion: 10% style, 90% blanket.

6. These layers hide all my regrets.

7. You had me at “cable knit.”

8. I’m knot ready to take this off.

9. I’m not cold, I’m autumn-chic.

10. That sweater’s knit to be!

🔥 Bonfire Banter

1. I like my s’mores extra flirtatious.

2. Let’s make firewood memories.

3. I’m burning with affection.

4. Flirt hard, roast harder.

5. Spark some joy—light a bonfire.

6. I’m just here for the marsh-mellowing.

7. You’re hotter than campfire cocoa.

8. Every fall love story begins near a flame.

9. Getting lit by the fire, not the club.

10. Toasted marshmallows and warm feels.

🍃 Falling for Fall

1. I didn’t trip—I was seduced by autumn.

2. Every leaf is a reminder that change can be beautiful (and slippery).

3. Love you more than leaves love the ground.

4. I’m falling harder than a high school crush.

5. Autumn: when hearts and temps drop together.

6. Love me like fall loves layering.

7. Let’s make fall-thentic memories.

8. You rake my heart!

9. Falling for you… and seasonal candles.

10. Our love story is maple-syrup-sweet.

🌰 Nutty About Fall

1. I’m totally acorn-y.

2. Nuts about you—and roasted almonds.

3. Let’s go nuts (and buy ALL the fall candles).

4. Squirrel friends forever.

5. I’m shell-shocked by how much I love autumn.

6. Hazelnuts > heartbreak.

7. Don’t crack under pumpkin pressure.

8. Get in your shell and cozy up.

9. Autumn: where everything gets nutty.

10. Chestnuts roasting, hearts melting.

🌧️ Rainy Day Rib-Ticklers

1. Fall: when rain turns poetic.

2. I love you even when your hair goes frizz-tastic.

3. Umbrellas up, drama down.

4. Rainy days = PSL and playlists.

5. The only drip I care about is this caramel coffee.

6. Jumping in puddles, not conclusions.

7. Cozy up—it’s cuddle weather.

8. Wet leaves = nature’s banana peels.

9. Even the clouds are falling for fall.

10. Today’s forecast: 100% chance of staying in.

🍄 Forest of Funny

1. I took a hike and found inner peas… and mushrooms.

2. Tree you later, city life.

3. I fernly believe fall is the best.

4. Fall forests are bark-ing beautiful.

5. Wood you be mine this season?

6. Life is tree-mendously better in fall.

7. Fall hikes? I’m pining for them.

8. Just a lil’ acorn trying to be a mighty oak.

9. I’m rooting for you!

10. Don’t leaf the woods without a selfie.

🍷 Wine Not?

1. I’m just here for the fall sangria.

2. Sip happens.

3. I’m grape-ful for you.

4. Wine pairs best with oversized sweaters.

5. It’s a booze-tiful day for a picnic.

6. Let’s have a wine-derful time.

7. My favorite fall fruit? Fermented grapes.

8. Fall breeze & Cabernet, please.

9. Wine not both red and white?

10. Let’s toast to fall—cheers, de-leaf-fully!

📚 Back to School (and Sarcasm)

1. I’m fall-ing asleep in every class.

2. Back to school = back to ugh.

3. Autumn break? More like never gonna happen.

4. My report card is falling faster than the leaves.

5. Pumpkin spice + homework = emotional support latte.

6. Fall semester has me questioning everything.

7. The only thing I’m studying is apple pie recipes.

8. Why write essays when I can write puns?

9. Autumn is for overachieving and over-snacking.

10. Teacher said “show your work,” but I showed my fall wardrobe.

🌆 City Fall-titude

1. Central Park is my seasonal therapy.

2. Autumn in the city = orange-tinted chaos.

3. City leaves fall more dramatically.

4. Pigeons + pumpkins = peak fall aesthetic.

5. Cab drivers are more festive in October.

6. PSLs in both hands = urban armor.

7. Even taxis love flannel.

8. Autumn makes NYC smell like cinnamon and subway.

9. The skyline looks better in burnt orange.

10. My fall mood: soft-core city romantic.

🎥 Halloflix & Chill

1. Spooky movies, cuddles, and popcorn? Yes please.

2. My love language is “scary movie + snack tray.”

3. If it’s not haunted or cozy, I don’t want it.

4. Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Me: “Forever.”

5. This thriller gave me pumpkin goosebumps.

6. I like my romance fall-themed and 90 minutes long.

7. Halloween movies > actual parties.

8. Cozy horror nights are boo-tiful.

9. I’m dead serious about binge season.

10. Streaming + snuggling = autumn bliss.

🍬 Trick or Treat Yo’ Self

1. You can’t scare me—I’ve seen my October calendar.

2. Trick or treat? I’ll take both, thanks.

3. I’m only here for the candy corn drama.

4. I’m too gourd for this boo-ish.

5. Give me candy or give me complaints.

6. My costume? Emotionally unstable squirrel.

7. Witch better have my chocolate!

8. I put the “trick” in treat.

9. Vampires, ghosts, and uninvited guests.

10. I dress up for the free Snickers.

🏡 Home is Where the Hearth Is

1. Autumn candles lit = soul ignited.

2. Baking? More like seasonal sorcery.

3. Fall decor took over my entire house.

4. I don’t need more pumpkins, I deserve them.

5. My couch and I are officially exclusive.

6. I live in a cinnamon-scented sanctuary.

7. Home is where the pie is.

8. I swept the leaves… into the corners.

9. Cozy corners + fuzzy socks = my autumn agenda.

10. The real fall glow-up is my living room.

🌪️ Wind & Whimsy

1. Wind blew off my hat and my dignity.

2. Every breeze in fall is dramatic.

3. I autumn-atically look cuter in the wind.

4. Windy days: nature’s way of styling your hair.

5. Breezy air, don’t care.

6. Wind or wild mood swings? Who can tell?

7. Mother Nature is feeling spicy again.

8. Wind swept me into a latte shop.

9. Warning: may fly away like a decorative leaf.

10. That gust carried away my patience.

📷 Falling for Photo Ops

1. Leaf me posing under every tree.

2. If it’s not in sepia tone, it doesn’t count.

3. One leaf fell on me—I’m an influencer now.

4. Autumn lighting is my filter.

5. Fall selfies are an art form.

6. Smile like you just bought 3 pumpkins you don’t need.

7. I photobomb like squirrels in fall shots.

8. Candid leaf tosses = life.

9. That one red leaf is main character energy.

10. I’m serving spice and smize.

🧡 All the Feels of Fall

1. Fall makes my heart do cartwheels in Uggs.

2. I’m in a long-term relationship with October.

3. Happiness is a mug full of cider.

4. Gratitude is thicker than gravy.

5. My love language is spiced.

6. Feelings fall faster than leaves.

7. Autumn: when the soul finds its sweater.

8. I’m full of pumpkin and possibility.

9. October is my inner peace month.

10. Give thanks. Give hugs. Give pie.