Get ready to kernel your laughter, because this cob-comedy is popping off! From dad-joke gold to silly snack bar gags, these corn on the cob jokes are so a-maize-ing, they’ll butter up even the grumpiest griller. Whether you’re snacking at a BBQ or just husking around, you’ll find your flavor right here.
Kernel of Truth 😂
I told my corn joke to the cob… it was all ears.
Corn on the cob just got promoted—it’s now a corn-sultant.
My corn tried stand-up but got roasted.
Cobs make terrible liars—they always spill the kernels.
I broke up with a corn cob—it was too husky.
The cob got arrested—it was stalking people.
My corn plays in a band—he’s on the husk-ar.
That corn’s in love—it’s totally buttered up!
I saw corn dancing—it was poppin’ off!
Never mess with cob—he’s the kernel of chaos.
Butter Believe It 🧈
I put butter on my corn—it said, “I’m flattered!”
What’s corn’s favorite compliment? “You’re butter than everyone!”
My cob melted—it couldn’t handle the pressure.
Butter and corn had a fight—things got slippery.
I told my cob I loved it—it got all warm and buttery inside.
She’s the butter to my cob.
The butter started a podcast—”Spread the Word.”
I couldn’t believe it was not butter… it was just corn-fused!
Butter said to the cob, “You complete me.”
That cob’s on fire! Or maybe that’s just melted butter?
Pop Culture Cob 🌟
Corn watches Cob Wars.
I asked corn who its hero was—Colonel Sanders!
Cobs love country music—it’s a-maize-ing.
That corn is famous—it’s stalked by paparazzi.
I heard corn auditioned for Fast and the Flurrious.
Corn on the cob has a favorite show—Cornan the Barbarian.
My cob won a Grammy—for Best Buttered Solo.
That corn’s got fans—he’s on the cob-ert letterman show.
The cob just dropped a mixtape—fire kernels!
He’s not just corn… he’s Cornelius the Icon.
BBQ Cob Star 🔥
My cob’s grill game is strong—he’s a BBQ icon.
Corn said, “I’m just here to get roasted.”
I asked the cob what he wanted for dinner—“Just me.”
Why did the corn skip the grill? It didn’t want to get burnt.
The cob wore sunscreen—he didn’t want a tan line.
Corn at the BBQ always shows up dressed in foil.
The grill said to the cob, “You sizzle, babe.”
My corn flirted—it said, “I’m hot and buttery!”
What do BBQ guests say? “That corn was poppin’!”
The cob moonwalked off the grill—total legend.
Cornfessions 🙊
I have a corn addiction—I’m hooked on kernels.
My cob saw me cheating—with popcorn.
I dream about corn—I’m a cereal offender.
I told corn my secrets—it promised not to spill the beans.
I got caught buttering someone else’s cob… scandalous!
I kissed a cob… and I liked it.
My corn ghosted me—left me in the husk.
I told my therapist, “I feel like a corn imposter.”
That cob knows too much… it has ears everywhere.
Corn walked in—I pretended I wasn’t snacking on chips.
School of Corn 📚
Corn’s favorite subject? His-tusk-ory.
That cob’s top of the stalk in school.
What’s a corn’s least favorite subject? Pop quizzes.
The cob got suspended—it buttered the principal.
That corn’s a nerd—it majors in Kernel Engineering.
Cobs love recess—they play “Hot Butter Tag.”
Corn graduated with honors—summa corn laude.
What’s the corn’s school mascot? The Golden Huskers!
I gave corn homework—it got eaten.
That cob’s got class… and sass.
Corn Lovers Unite ❤️
You’re the butter to my cob.
Every time I see you, my heart pops!
Our love is like grilled corn—hot and sweet.
I’d walk through a corn maze just to find you.
We’re two peas in a corn pod.
I husk you to be mine.
You’re so a-maize-ing, I can’t kernel my feelings!
I love you from cob to toe.
You had me at “shuck!”
My heart skips a kernel for you.
Summer Cob-medy ☀️
What’s a corn’s favorite season? Grill-time!
Cobbin’ in the sunshine!
My corn wore sunglasses—it’s too cool to grill.
Every BBQ needs a cob-star.
I vacationed with corn—we stayed in a husk hut.
Corn played volleyball—it spiked the salsa!
That corn got a tan—extra golden!
Corn and ketchup sunbathe together—saucy duo.
My summer plans? Corn, butter, repeat.
The cob brought a beach towel and a napkin.
Kernels of Knowledge 🌽
What do you call corn that joins the military? Kernel!
Why didn’t the corn get into college? It didn’t have enough pop culture credits!
What’s a corn’s favorite subject? Maize-thematics!
Why did the corn file a police report? It got stalked!
What did the corn say to the teacher? “I’m all ears!”
Why was the corn always picked last? It didn’t butter up the coach!
How does corn start a conversation? “Pop in for a chat!”
What do you call a trendy corn? A-maize-ing!
Why couldn’t the corn stop giggling? It got tickled in the husk!
What did the corn wear to prom? A golden husk gown!
The Popcorn Punchlines 🍿
What’s corn’s favorite movie? Field of Screams!
Why did the popcorn turn down the job? It didn’t want to work under pressure!
What’s a popcorn’s life motto? Stay poppin’!
Why was the popcorn so loud? It was bursting with excitement!
What happens when popcorn tells a joke? It cracks up!
Why did the corn stay single? It wasn’t ready to pop the question!
What do popcorn and comedians have in common? They both love a pop set!
What’s a popcorn’s favorite sport? Pop-scotch!
Why don’t popcorn and soda mix? They fizz out too fast!
What did the popcorn write in its diary? “I feel under-popped today.”
Corny Cuisine Cracks 🌮
What’s a corn’s favorite fast food? Corn dogs!
How do you make a corn taco laugh? Tell it a cheesy joke!
Why did the corn refuse the salad? Too leafy for its taste!
What’s a corn’s favorite dessert? Pudding on the cob!
Why don’t corns eat junk food? They want to stay un-shucked!
What do you call a musical corn dish? A-maize-ing stewphony!
What did the corn say about dinner? “That was un-corn-gettable!”
How do corns toast at dinner? “Here’s to ears!”
What does corn eat at a picnic? Grill-ed corn and jokes!
What’s a corn’s favorite breakfast? Cornflakes, duh!
Ears Full of Laughs 👂
Why was the corn so confident? It had ears for compliments!
What did the corn say at karaoke night? “Hear me out!”
Why do corns make great listeners? They’ve got ears for it!
What’s a corny way to say you’re listening? “I’m all ears!”
What do ears of corn gossip about? Pop culture!
Why did the corn get a hearing test? It felt a little husky!
What’s an ear of corn’s favorite app? EarTunes!
What’s the corniest podcast? “The Ear-cast Weekly!”
What’s the quietest corn? Shush-kernel!
What’s an ear of corn’s favorite lullaby? “Hush Little Kernel!”
Cob Jokes That Slay 🌽💥
What did the cob say to the butter? “You melt my heart!”
Why don’t cobs go to therapy? They prefer to husk it out!
What do cobs use in the rain? A husk-brella!
Why was the cob so chill? It kept its kernels cool!
What’s a cob’s life goal? Be grill-tastic!
Why did the cob get fan mail? It was a-maize-ing on TV!
What’s a cob’s favorite dance move? The twist and husk!
Why did the cob stop working out? Too many popped muscles!
What’s a cob’s catchphrase? “Don’t flake on me!”
What kind of music do cobs jam to? Ear-pop!
Cornfield Comedy 🎭
Why did the cornfield get promoted? It was outstanding in its field!
What do cornfields post on Instagram? “Feelin’ ear-resistible!”
What’s a cornfield’s favorite movie? Children of the Corny!
Why did the cornfield throw a party? It wanted to get stalked!
What’s a cornfield’s biggest fear? Being reaped too soon!
What do you call a ghost in a cornfield? A husk-tergeist!
Why did the scarecrow laugh? Because the corn cracked it up!
What did the cornstalks do on vacation? They maize-ed through Europe!
How do cornstalks flirt? With husky voices!
What’s the cornfield’s favorite board game? Risk — they love territory!
A-Maize-ing Wordplay 🤓
Why did the corn become a poet? Its rhymes were un-kernel-ievable!
What’s a corn’s favorite pun? “You’re ear-resistible!”
Why was the corn pun king so famous? He was full of husk-larious lines!
What did the corn say in its love letter? “I’m totally shucked by you!”
What’s a corny pickup line? “Are you butter? Because you melt me!”
What do you call a clever corn joke? A-maize-ing wit!
Why was the corn voted prom royalty? Because of its golden charm!
What’s a corn’s motto? Pop with purpose!
Why do corn puns rule? Because they’re always grainy but never plain-y!
What do you call smart corn? A-grain-iac!
The Sweetest Corn Moments 🍬
Why did the sweet corn get a date? Because it was a total snack!
What did the sweet corn say to its crush? “I’ve been stalk-ing you.”
Why did the sweet corn ace the spelling bee? It was well-schooled in kernels!
What do you call a corn that’s sweet but sassy? Syrupy with spice!
Why was the corn always smiling? It was sugar-shucked!
What’s a sweet corn’s favorite emoji?
What’s a sweet corn’s fave holiday? Thanks-gifting!
What did the sweet corn say at the concert? “That’s my jam!”
Why don’t sweet corn argue? They’re too syrupy to fight!
What makes sweet corn so lovable? It has a golden heart!
Golden Goodbyes ✨
Why was the corn so emotional? It was the end of the husk and the beginning of the butter!
What’s corn’s favorite way to say goodbye? “It’s been a-maize-ing!”
What did one ear say to the other at graduation? “Stay golden, cob buddy!”
Why don’t corns cry? They’re too seasoned for that!
What’s a corn’s goodbye hug called? A husk cuddle!
Why did the cob take a bow? It was the grand kernel finale!
What do you say at the end of a corn show? “Ear it is — the curtain corn-call!”
What did the corn fan say as they left? “Till next shuck!”
What’s a farewell gift from a cob? Popcorn and love!
What do you call the last joke in a corn pun fest? The shuck-drop moment!
Temple Bar Giggles 🍻
Where the laughs are stronger than the pints!
Why did the pint of Guinness blush? It saw someone stout naked!
Temple Bar’s motto? Come for the culture, stay because you lost your phone.
I asked for a quiet drink in Temple Bar. The bartender handed me a Guinness and earplugs.
Dubliners don’t get drunk—they just become extra poetic.
Temple Bar: the only place where even the cobblestones charge cover.
Tourists go to Temple Bar. Locals go anywhere else.
Temple Bar: because your wallet was too full anyway.
Why don’t Dubliners get lost in Temple Bar? Because the smell of Guinness guides them home.
I left my dignity in Temple Bar… again.
There are two types of people in Temple Bar: those who admit they danced on the table, and liars.
Irish Weather Woes 🌧️
Forecast: 100% chance of sarcasm.
How do you know you’re in Dublin? Rain, then sun, then rain—then all at once.
I checked the forecast in Dublin—it just said “Bring a coat. Always.”
Dublin: where the sun is shy, but the clouds are social butterflies.
Umbrellas in Dublin are a temporary suggestion.
Dubliners don’t trust the weather. They bring a raincoat to the shower.
The weather’s so unpredictable, even leprechauns carry backup wellies.
“What season is it?” – “Yes.”
The only thing wetter than Dublin’s weather is its humor.
Forecast said ‘partly sunny.’ Dublin said ‘plot twist.’
The only place where you get all four seasons in one bus ride.
Irish Goodbye Jokes 👋
Because Dubliners know how to vanish in style.
What’s an Irish goodbye? Slipping out mid-joke with your pint still full.
Dubliners don’t say goodbye—they evaporate.
My friend Irish-goodbyed me so fast, I thought it was a magic trick.
Dublin: where the party ends, but nobody tells you.
I mastered the Irish goodbye. My boss still thinks I’m on lunch break.
No drama, no farewell—just footsteps fading toward the nearest chipper.
Why waste time on goodbyes when there’s Guinness to chase?
Saying goodbye in Dublin? Nah, just give a nod and disappear.
“Slán!” I whispered, as I slipped out the side door.
Irish goodbye: when your pint leaves before you do.
FAQs
1. Q: Why are corn jokes so popular with kids?
A: Because they’re a-maize-ingly simple and always pop!
2. Q: Can I tell these corn jokes at school?
A: Totally! They’re clean, fun, and full of wholesome giggles.
3. Q: What makes a corn joke “on the cob”?
A: When it’s packed with husky humor and buttered-up punchlines.
4. Q: Are these jokes gluten-free?
A: 100%! Just ear-licious fun with zero wheat!
5. Q: What do you call a shy corn?
A: A little hushed!
6. Q: Can I use these jokes in a birthday card?
A: Absolutely—make someone’s day pop with a laugh!
7. Q: Are there more vegetable jokes on PunsPlanet.com?
A: You bet your buttered cob there are! Carrots, peas, and even lettuce laughs.
8. Q: How do I come up with my own corn joke?
A: Think of puns like “kernel,” “husk,” or “pop”—then get popping!
9. Q: Are these jokes good for corn festivals?
A: Oh yes! They’ll be the cream of the crop!
10. Q: What’s the corniest joke of all?
A: Probably this one: “You make me feel butter than anyone else!”
Conclusion
We’ve reached the end of our corny comedy crop, and boy, it’s been a-maize-ing! From buttery zingers to husky one-liners, these corn on the cob jokes were definitely ear-resistible. Got a kernel of laughter you’d love to share? Send your own cob-tastic jokes our way!
Until next thyme, keep laughing, keep shucking, and don’t forget to slather your day with buttered joy.
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