Step right up, baseball fans — especially if you root for the New York Mets! Whether you’re at Citi Field, watching from home, or just here for some major league wordplay, this pun-packed collection of 200+ Mets jokes is a home run of humor. From clever one-liners to pun-derful plays on players, mascots, and memorable moments, this article is loaded with laughs that’ll make even Mr. Met crack a smile.
Let’s swing for the fences and get pun-derway! 🧢⚾
🧢 Citi Field of Dreams
Citi down and relax—I’ve got jokes for Mets fans.
The Mets don’t need fans… they’ve got plenty of shade from the scoreboard.
I asked a Mets fan how they stay optimistic—they said, “Blind loyalty.”
I wanted a new hobby, so I started watching the Mets. Now I collect heartbreak.
Citi Field: Where the nachos are hot and the hopes are lukewarm.
The Mets’ secret weapon? Misdirection.
When the Mets win, it’s a Mets-terpiece.
Watching the Mets is like poetry… mostly tragic haiku.
The Mets don’t rebuild—they just re-Mets.
If hope were a baseball team, it’d miss the playoffs too.
🧤 Mitts Off the Mets!
I tried hugging a Mets fan—they dropped it.
A Mets glove is like their trophy case—mostly empty.
Mets mitts are great for catching feelings, not baseballs.
The Mets field like they’re afraid of the ball.
Defensive errors? More like their signature move.
You know you’re a Mets fan when the mitt is for wiping tears.
They got new gloves—still tagged with “For Display Only.”
Their infield defense is like a leaky faucet: constant drip.
The Mets couldn’t catch a break if it landed in their glove.
“Gold Glove” to the Mets means gold’s the color of cheese dust.
🧢 Strikeouts and Shoutouts
The Mets batters treat the plate like a suggestion.
If whiffs were points, they’d be champions.
Mets hitting coaches use magic 8-balls for advice.
They strike out more than my love life—and that’s saying something.
Their bats are made of hope and disappointment.
Mets: Masters of swinging at air.
When they say “take a swing,” they mean at the air conditioner.
If silence were hits, the Mets would be loud.
They swing like they’re swatting flies.
Batting averages so low, they’re considered underground.
🎤 Press Conference Puns
“We tried our best” is the Mets’ official slogan.
Their media answers are more rehearsed than their defense.
“Moral victory” sounds like a new stat category.
“We’re building for the future” = “We gave up again.”
Their coach has more spin than a curveball.
A Mets press conference is just a TED Talk on coping.
“We’re still in the hunt”—for dignity.
Their interviews are sponsored by false hope.
Reporters ask, “What happened?” even when they win.
“Next year” is always trending in Mets world.
🍟 Concession Stand Comedy
The only consistent thing at Citi Field is the overpriced hot dogs.
Even the pretzels twist less than the Mets’ strategy.
I asked for peanuts—they gave me the season summary.
They ran out of ketchup, just like the Mets ran out of bullpen.
Nachos have more layers than their pitching depth.
The only thing more stale than the popcorn is the playbook.
The soda had more pop than their bats.
The hotdog guy has better stats than the shortstop.
The fries were undercooked—just like their playoff chances.
I asked for a Coke, they gave me Mets tears.
🧢 Legendary Lows
1962 called—they want their losing streak back.
The Mets make history… mostly in the bloopers section.
The most consistent stat? Fan disappointment.
They set records in “almost.”
If losing were a skill, the Mets would be MVPs.
Legends say the Mets once played defense.
The Hall of Fame called—they blocked their number.
Mets history is like a Shakespeare play—long and full of tragedy.
Their best highlight was the time the mascot did a cartwheel.
“Almost good” is their greatest era.
⚾ Pitch Please!
Mets pitchers warm up more than they strike out.
“Fastball” is just what fans do when they leave early.
If velocity were drama, the Mets would top the charts.
Their ERA is higher than my cholesterol.
Pitching like they’re tossing batting practice.
I called their bullpen—it sent me to voicemail.
They don’t throw gas—they leak fumes.
The only shutout was their offense.
Curveball? More like confidence dip.
“Ace” must stand for “Almost Competent Enough.”
🧢 Mascot Madness
Mr. Met is the most consistent player they have.
Even the mascot wears a helmet—for emotional safety.
Mr. Met has better hustle than half the roster.
If you squint, Mr. Met is the team.
He smiles through the strikeouts.
Mr. Met’s head is big enough to hold all the excuses.
Fans relate to Mr. Met: big head, little hope.
He should pitch—at least he’s animated.
The only one running bases with energy.
Mr. Met’s glove is for waving goodbye to playoffs.
🧢 Rival Roast
Facing the Braves? Time to embrace defeat.
The Yankees called—they laughed.
The Phillies? More like their landlords.
Their biggest rival is success.
When they win, it’s called “accidental.”
Subway Series? More like a transit delay.
“Close game” = emotional trauma incoming.
The Mets’ rivalry with wins continues.
Their rivalry with expectations is fierce.
If baseball were a roast, the Mets are medium-well.
🧢 Fan-tastic Humor
Mets fans don’t watch games—they survive them.
Loyalty so strong, it’s legally concerning.
Season tickets include free tissues.
Their cheers are mostly nervous laughter.
You know you’re a Mets fan when heartbreak feels nostalgic.
Fan gear includes helmets—for emotional hits.
Tailgates double as therapy sessions.
Hope is their favorite opening day snack.
Their group chats are mostly “we tried.”
They don’t boo—they sigh deeply.
🧢 Catcher Can’t
Passed balls are just routine now.
The catcher’s mitt is strictly decorative.
Framing pitches? They can barely frame the camera.
Throwing to second base? More like throwing to space.
Their catcher’s ERA is “Every Run Allowed.”
If catching were a vibe, theirs is “whoops.”
Signs get crossed more than their signals.
Backstops have seen more action.
The only framing they do is of excuses.
Their pitch calls are based on astrology.
⚾ Home Plate Humor
Home is where the runs aren’t.
Their plate discipline is chaos incarnate.
Swing decisions? Magic 8-ball again.
Their home plate strategy: confusion.
“Don’t swing” = automatic swing.
They treat every pitch like a surprise party.
Strikes are suggestions to them.
Their approach is less science, more vibes.
They walk less than my houseplants.
The only plate they clean is at concessions.
⚾ Trade Bait
Every season ends with “we’re building.”
Their best trades are ones they didn’t do.
“Future stars” = eternal hope cycle.
They trade like it’s a garage sale.
Talent in, talent out—nothing changes.
They draft dreams and trade away reality.
Every trade is a riddle with no answer.
“Blockbuster deal” = soon-to-be bust.
Their GM works for chaos.
The trades always look good—on paper.
⚾ Dugout Drama
There’s more drama than a soap opera.
Dugout fights > actual fights for first place.
Their strategy is “let’s see what happens.”
Benches clear faster than the seats.
“Leadership” is a rotating door.
Half the time, they argue with each other.
Tension? It’s always high.
Their pep talks are mostly memes.
Chemistry? More like kitchen explosions.
Their dugout playlist is just sad violin music.
🧢 Spring (Training) Fling
They always look amazing… in March.
Hope blooms like allergies.
Spring stats: 100% misleading.
“This year’s different”—said every year.
Training games? More like illusions.
March wins = April confusion.
Preseason stars go ghost mode.
Every rookie is the next big thing… until May.
Spring ERA: Infinity hope.
They peak during photo day.
🧢 Weather Delays the Win
Rain delays their only real victories.
Snow games? Still warmer than their bats.
Weather never favors them—cloudy with a chance of loss.
Wind blew away their playoff chances.
The tarp sees more action than the outfield.
Their fans bring ponchos just in case.
Weather forecast: 70% disappointment.
Rain checks = emotional buffering.
The only thing delayed is success.
Sunshine doesn’t improve their odds.
⚾ All-Star Absence
All-Star voting is just a vacation suggestion.
Mets players vacation early.
Their highlight? Getting mentioned in the snubs.
All-Star hopes fade faster than a fastball.
Fan vote? More like family vote.
They RSVP “maybe” every July.
Their stats take the break early.
All-Star break = Mets’ midseason reflection.
Their All-Star? The guy in the mascot suit.
“Mets representation” = last-minute replacement.
🧢 Walk-Off? More Like Walk-Away
Walk-offs feel like hallucinations.
Their walk-off record is mostly for the other team.
Clutch moments = butterfingers.
They walk off the field… in defeat.
Comebacks? Not in this ballpark.
They end games like it’s a disappearing act.
The only walk-off was the time fans left early.
Game-winning hits? Still buffering.
Their closer needs a therapist.
Walk-off dreams, wake-up losses.
⚾ Let’s Go Home
Mets fans stay loyal—even if it hurts.
They laugh through the tears.
Every season ends with “maybe next year.”
Hope is the true MVP.
Through the drama, the joy remains.
They celebrate small wins, big hearts.
Love for the team beats the score.
No matter what—they show up.
Mets fans are the real all-stars.
In the end, it’s all just part of the Mets-terpiece.
🧢 Mr. Met-aphors: Puns About the Mascot
Mr. Met always wears a cap—he has a head start on fashion.
Mr. Met tried stand-up comedy, but he couldn’t keep his head in the game.
He wanted to act, but they said he was too two-dimensional.
Mr. Met joined a yoga class—he’s trying to become well-rounded.
He’s not a hothead, but he does have a lot on his shoulders.
When Mr. Met gets angry, you’d better duck and cover.
He dated a softball once, but it didn’t work out—they had different pitches.
He can’t ride rollercoasters—he barely fits in the frame.
Mr. Met once wrote a book, but no one could take it seriously—it was all caps.
He’s not bald—he’s just ahead of the game.
FAQs
Q1: Are these jokes only for Mets fans?
Nope! They’re for baseball fans, pun lovers, and comedy seekers alike.
Q2: Do these jokes mock the Mets?
Lovingly! Mets fans are known for their humor and resilience.
Q3: Can I use these jokes in my fantasy baseball group chat?
Absolutely—let the banter begin.
Q4: Will Mets fans be offended?
Only if they’ve forgotten how to laugh. Most will relate deeply.
Q5: Can I share these on social media?
Go for it—tag your fellow fans for extra fun.
Q6: Are any of these jokes family-friendly?
Yes, it’s all clean and pun-intended!
Q7: Which joke is most popular with Mets fans?
Probably the ones about Mr. Met—he’s always a hit.
Q8: Do the jokes cover recent seasons?
They’re timeless—past, present, and future flops included.
Q9: Is this list good for stand-up comedy?
Perfect for warm-ups, roasts, or baseball-themed sets.
Q10: What if I actually love the Mets?
Even better—you’ll laugh because you know.
Conclusion
Rooting for the Mets is a rollercoaster of heartbreak, hope, and humor—and that’s exactly why we love it. These jokes aren’t just zingers; they’re a celebration of fandom, resilience, and the oddly comforting chaos of baseball. Whether you’re groaning, giggling, or shouting “Let’s Go Mets” through tears, remember: laughter is always in season. For more pun-packed joy, visit PunsPlanet.com and keep the laughter going strong!
