215+ Laugh Like It’s Ya Birthday: Hilarious 50 Cent Jokes & Puns You Can’t Drop

1. 🎉 In Da Pun Club

1. You can find me in da club… cracking up!

2. Go shawty, it’s your pun-day!

3. It’s your birthday, so pun like it’s 2003.

4. I got 21 jokes, and they all hilarious.

5. Don’t throw shade—throw confetti.

6. I’m just here for the birthday cake and bars.

7. My punchlines bring all the rappers to the yard.

8. If laughs were albums, I’d go triple platinum.

9. Every time I pun, the DJ rewinds.

10. These jokes got more bounce than a club anthem.

2. 💵 50 Cents of Sass

1. I’m not broke—I just make cents.

2. My sense of humor? Worth exactly 50.

3. I’m two quarters away from a full comedy set.

4. Gimme change for these puns.

5. Saving up for a dollar’s worth of punchlines.

6. Fiddy jokes, no change needed.

7. Got bars like a vending machine.

8. All this punning—and still not rich.

9. I’m half a dollar and fully hilarious.

10. Laugh now, invest later.

3. 🥷 G-G-G-Giggle Unit

1. G-Unit, but G stands for Giggles.

2. Yo, these puns roll deep.

3. Click-clack! That’s just my laugh track.

4. I got 99 problems but a pun ain’t one.

5. Crew too tight to split—even for 50 cents.

6. When my squad puns, the room drops.

7. Lyrical jokes—no ghostwriters.

8. These bars? Approved by the Unit.

9. Got jokes on lock like a mixtape drop.

10. My gangsta laugh just made Billboard.

4. 🍭 Welcome to the Candy Pun Shop

1. I’ll take you to the candy pun shop.

2. Let you lick the pun I got.

3. You can have your laugh and eat it too.

4. These sweets are sugar-free—just like Fiddy’s shade.

5. Want a taste of funny? No wrapper needed.

6. Gimme a lollipop and a mic.

7. My humor’s got more flavors than a Jawbreaker.

8. These jokes pop like gum in a heatwave.

9. “Don’t tempt me,” said the sour punch.

10. Fiddy said laugh, so I did.

5. ⏱ Many Puns, Many Men

1. Many puns wish death upon boredom.

2. I got more laughs than enemies.

3. These jokes got shot nine times… and still survived.

4. My humor? Bulletproof vest optional.

5. Can’t stop, won’t drop—these punchlines hit hard.

6. Life’s tough, but my puns are tougher.

7. I ain’t scared to rhyme with a punch.

8. My jokes walk with a limp.

9. Gritty humor from the streets of LOL York.

10. Born to pun, built to last.

6. 📀 Get Rich or Pun Tryin’

1. Got rich on wit, not hustle.

2. Drop puns, not mixtapes.

3. My first joke went platinum.

4. I invested in comedy stocks—now I’m pun-rich.

5. Who needs a Benz when you’ve got jokes?

6. Bought a mansion with metaphors.

7. Pun-vestor of the year.

8. Rich in rhymes and vibes.

9. I don’t floss—I pun.

10. Forbes just called: my humor’s on the rise.

7. 📺 21 Pun Questions

1. What’s your name? Fiddy Cent. Occupation? Pun dealer.

2. How many puns are too many? Ask the 22nd.

3. Can I laugh again? Just did.

4. Will you ever stop punning? Not in this lifetime.

5. Are you serious? Never.

6. Favorite hobby? Droppin’ jokes like bars.

7. Dream job? Stand-up rapper.

8. Do you even rhyme? Only when paid.

9. Favorite line? “I make 50 cents sound like a dollar.”

10. Are these jokes fresh? Fresher than mixtape freestyles.

8. 🎬 Straight Outta Punchlines

1. I came straight outta cleverness.

2. Warning: pun levels approaching max.

3. Can’t stop, won’t flop.

4. From the gutter to the giggles.

5. Real recognize real jokes.

6. Got bars for days and punchlines for weeks.

7. If rap was a joke, I’d headline.

8. My rhymes got a sense of humor.

9. Hard knock jokes from the boulevard.

10. Still punning like it’s 2002.

9. 📡 Massacred by Laughter

1. This joke massacre just dropped.

2. 50 shades of LOL.

3. Every pun’s a mic drop.

4. Lyrical assassins doin’ dad jokes.

5. These bars are dangerously funny.

6. Hide your rappers—we punning.

7. Laugh-attack mode: ON.

8. Puns so sharp, they leave scars.

9. Straight-up lyrical homicide (of boredom).

10. Dropped heat—called the fire department.

10. 🐍 Snake in Da Punchline

1. Trust nobody… especially this joke.

2. Pun so slick, it hissed.

3. Laid these lines like a cobra.

4. Watch your step—I got venomous humor.

5. This bar slithers through syllables.

6. Fiddy’s not the only one with snakes.

7. Keep your grass low, the jokes will bite.

8. Warning: puns may strike.

9. I spit bars and hiss truth.

10. Call me Punaconda.

11. 🎧 Mixtape of Mayhem

1. This pun was dropped on Side B.

2. Freestyled this joke in one take.

3. Tape’s so hot, even the jokes are fire.

4. You can’t rewind this level of funny.

5. Press play and giggle.

6. Mixtape? More like mix-giggle.

7. These tracks slap like punchlines.

8. My humor’s got no producer—pure bars.

9. Burned this joke onto a CD… still 🔥.

10. This laugh’s got beats and heat.

12. 🕶 Window Shopper Woes

1. I see you laughing, window shopper.

2. You can giggle… but you can’t afford this pun.

3. Just browsing the humor aisle.

4. Looked at this joke like, “I wish I wrote that.”

5. Front row seats to a free pun show.

6. I don’t window shop—I joke shop.

7. Caught feelings in the mall of memes.

8. My wallet’s light, but my jokes are heavy.

9. Can’t buy bars, but can borrow laughs.

10. Just trying on these punchlines for size.

13. 🛡 Bulletproof Banter

1. These puns took nine laughs and kept going.

2. My jokes come with Kevlar.

3. Can’t shoot down this humor.

4. I rhyme in armor.

5. Even haters bounce off my jokes.

6. This banter’s been through war and still slaps.

7. Puns built Ford tough.

8. Street-approved silliness.

9. I survived awkward silences—now I fear nothing.

10. Certified laughproof.

14. 🏙 Southside Chuckles

1. Straight outta Southside with a pun.

2. Laughs harder than the New York hustle.

3. I didn’t grow up in jokes—I grew up in bars.

4. Raised by rhymes, trained in timing.

5. My neighborhood didn’t raise comedians… just legends.

6. From corner store to corner punchline.

7. My roots run deep—and so do my puns.

8. Where every joke earns respect.

9. Gritty laughs, city tough.

10. Even my humor got street cred.

15. 💔 21 Laugh Salute

1. For every heartbreak, I wrote a joke.

2. These puns are emotional bangers.

3. Crying and laughing: the ultimate duo.

4. Break up with your ex, not with humor.

5. My punchlines are therapeutic.

6. Mood: sad but sassy.

7. Love may fade, but jokes stay loyal.

8. Tears dried by lyrical comedy.

9. I made peace with pain—and puns.

10. 21 laughs for every tear dropped.

16. 🧊 Ice Cold One-Liners

1. Cooler than Fiddy’s chain.

2. This pun got frostbite.

3. My bars shiver.

4. No heat, just chill jokes.

5. Can’t roast me—I’m ice cold.

6. Sub-zero setup, polar punchline.

7. Made this joke in the freezer.

8. Arctic-level sarcasm.

9. These laughs are served frozen.

10. Ice cold… but still burns.

17. 🏋️‍♂️ Muscle Memory Rhymes

1. My puns hit like a dumbbell.

2. Lifted this joke with no spotter.

3. Flexing punchlines on leg day.

4. Ripped from the rhyme gym.

5. Gains? Nah, just gags.

6. Protein shake and a mic check.

7. Training to out-lift bad humor.

8. Pun so strong, it pulled a muscle.

9. Gym rat meets rap cat.

10. No days off from comedy.

18. 🥽 Vitamin 50: Stay Punny

1. Prescribed 50 mg of laughter daily.

2. This joke is FDA-approved for good vibes.

3. Don’t skip your dose of Fiddy fun.

4. Side effects may include uncontrollable LOLs.

5. Punicillin in the lyrical pharmacy.

6. Ask your DJ if bars are right for you.

7. Guaranteed no hangover—just ha-has.

8. Who needs coffee when you’ve got this energy?

9. This joke boosts immunity… to boredom.

10. I take two puns and call the doctor later.

19. 🏆 Rap Battle Riddles

1. I just bodied silence.

2. My puns don’t battle—they win.

3. Crowd went wild over that setup.

4. Drop mic, drop joke, drop jaws.

5. Clapback with a punchline.

6. No beef—just bars.

7. Roasted the stage with wordplay.

8. Spit truth and truth laughed back.

9. Even Eminem said “damn.”

10. Round 1: KO by comedy.

20. 🕰 Timeless Tracks & Laughs

1. Fiddy might age, but these jokes won’t.

2. Vintage rhymes, fresh punchlines.

3. Old school beat, new school wit.

4. Rewind-worthy one-liners.

5. These bars never expire.

6. From mixtapes to memes.

7. Passed down like street knowledge.

8. Still giggling like it’s 2005.

9. Aged like rap wine.

10. Forever young… and funny.